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ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australians, billionaire, controversial figure, data analysis, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, INTENSE, media coverage, negative sentiment, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, social media backlash, spacex, survey results, technology entrepreneur, Tesla CEO, trending news

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you wanna escape the drama of hating on Elon Musk, come join us in this epic Minecraft world where you can build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens.

we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about that dude Elon Musk and his fancy cars.

so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

CreeperCarnageMC

childhood abuse, childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnageMC, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dysfunction, Healing Process, inner child healing, long-term effects, mental health, personal growth, psychological impact, repressed emotions, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, suppressed memories, Therapy, Trauma recovery

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	164	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to relive your childhood trauma in a whole new way! Our server is filled with creepy haunted houses, spooky forests, and even a haunted rollercoaster that will make you scream like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the mysteries of your past and confront your deepest fears. Who knows, you might even discover that your childhood bully was actually a zombie in disguise!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the healing begin…or maybe just have a good laugh at how ridiculous this all sounds. Either way, you won’t regret it!

SecretSquadMC

discretion, Mystery, personal boundaries, privacy, Secrets, SecretSquadMC, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-preservation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	98
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Star Shards Collected:	108
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

join dis server if u wanna be a ninja in minecraft lolz. u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stealthy moves. also, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to stop u from getting the loot. so put on ur ninja gear and get ready for an epic adventure on dis server. ninja skills required, no noobs allowed.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

#newborns, 2000 years later, deep thoughts, enlightenment, epiphany, FutureCraft, introspection, life lessons, life’s journey, live bird, metaphor, Minecraft, personal growth, profound insight, realization, realization dawning, Reflection, Self Discovery, Server, symbolic meaning, time passing, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	7144
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness!

Join us and you’ll discover that living like a bird is not just a metaphor, it’s a way of life on our server. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world (or at least the coop)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary newborns, tiny creatures with the power to summon rainbows and shoot lasers from their eyes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of living like a bird (hint: it involves a lot of flapping and squawking)!

CadoCraft Minecraft Server

cado, CadoCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	92
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It was like a psychedelic dream come to life! But that’s not even the best part.

Legend has it that if you can find the secret diamond castle hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon. Yes, you heard that right – THREE WISHES! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely out of gold blocks? Consider it done.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the legendary Cado Sword. Crafted from the tears of a thousand griefers, this sword has the power to banish any foe with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

TrashBalloonWars Minecraft Server

border, Communication, Conflict, east asia, escalation, hostility, international relations, Korean Peninsula, loudspeaker broadcasts, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, North Korea, Political, Propaganda, propaganda war, provocation, RETALIATION, Server, south korea, Tension, trash balloons, TrashBalloonWars

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	184
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Potions Brewed:	101
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like South Korea vs North Korea up in here, but with loudspeaker broadcasts and trash balloons flying everywhere! Join us for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we try to out-trash each other. Plus, who doesn’t want to see what happens when you mix Minecraft with international diplomacy gone wild? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! Let’s show those trash-talking North Koreans who’s boss in this wacky server!

SnapElectionCraft

centrist party, cnn, election results, EU vote, european parliament, european union, far-right parties, French far right, French politics, Macron, political analysis, political defeat, political implications, political landscape, political strategy, Politics, populist movements, snap election, SnapElectionCraft, voter turnout

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever play minecraft, like, ever. we got, like, dragons flying around everywhere and, like, unicorns that poop rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the treasure? yeah, it’s, like, full of diamonds and emeralds and, like, all the good stuff.

plus, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard who can grant your every wish. want a pet dragon? no problem. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. you won’t regret it, i promise.

VHSvsDIGI: Vinyl Vibes & Digital Delights

analog, AUDIOPHILES, Audiovisual Experience, DELIGHTS, Digital, digital music, digital video, digital vs analog, media formats, MODERN, Music (Industry), music lovers, Nostalgia, Preference, sound quality, Technology, technology debate, VHS tapes, VHSvsDIGI, VIBES, video quality, videophile, vintage, Vinyl

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Farms Harvested:	196	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they on Red Bull, zombies breakdancin’ like MJ, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like Cupid on steroids!

If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!

Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!

TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!