If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!
Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!
✨Minecraft classic with the ability to defend your buildings and territories!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
135.181.170.90:25615
| Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| Location | Asia |
| Accepting Players | 3 more players |
| Server Type | Modded SMP |
| Mods | 160+ |
| Community | Chill |
| Availability | 24/7 |
No, only players from Asia are accepted to prevent bad ping experiences.
Yes, feel free to ask the server host to add new mods for a change if the gameplay gets boring.
The server is pretty old and is considered a long-term server.
You can join the server by following the Discord link provided and seeking approval from the server host.
Yes, the community is described as chill and welcoming to new players.
Join our server and experience the thrill of buying and selling diamonds at the perfect time to make a profit. Don’t worry about missing the boat for this bull run, because in our world, the diamonds never stop flowing!
Who needs bitcoin when you can become the diamond king of our SMP? Join now and start your journey to diamond domination!
And get this, there’s this secret underground disco club where we all go to dance and party like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like, the coolest thing ever and only the true OG players know about it. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I mean, how insane is that?!
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic adventures, and just overall craziness, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary player to conquer the server and become a Minecraft superstar. YOLO, am I right?
| Server Information |
|---|
| I co-run this server. |
| We use a variety of behind-the-scenes mods, none that should affect your experience, aside from Terralith, for world generation. |
| Datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks for Player Heads. |
| We currently have 14 people and are looking to expand it. |
| Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/38TtuhU7 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the server information. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for everyone. These rules will be provided upon joining. |
| Can I invite my friends to join the server? | Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server. The more, the merrier! |
| What mods are allowed on the server? | We have a list of approved mods that are allowed on the server. Any unauthorized mods may result in a ban from the server. |
| Is the server regularly updated? | Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest Minecraft updates and mod enhancements. |