If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!
Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we got streams on Twitch that will make you question reality. Imagine watching Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, and more, doing who knows what in the Minecraft universe. It’s like a fever dream, but better!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe your sanity. But who needs sanity when you have Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri (RIP), Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and more running around causing chaos? It’s a party you don’t want to miss, bro!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a dragon to help you mine for diamonds? Done. Want a dragon to serenade you with a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark”? Consider it done.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom again).