If u join dis server, u gonna be livin’ the dream, buildin’ epic castles taller than Shaq, diggin’ mines deeper than yo ex’s grudges, and fightin’ dragons bigger than yo mama’s appetite for drama!
Forget ’bout them audiophiles and their vinyl, on dis server, we all ’bout them videophiles who prefer watchin’ VHS tapes on a potato quality screen! So grab yo pickaxe, saddle up yo pig, and come join the madness! Let’s get pixelated, baby!
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.
So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the majestic Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can capture one of these creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being showered with attention and hunting down rare and magical creatures! Who needs to be lied to when you can be entertained by our outrageous stories and adventures?
Our soil be lit AF, storing 40 tonnes more carbon per hectare than anywhere else in England, like dang, that’s some next level eco-friendly ish right there. And get this, it don’t even matter where you at in England, our soil be holdin’ it down no matter the soil type, rock formation, or climate. It’s like magic or somethin’, straight up wizardry up in here.
So come on down to our server and witness the power of the hedgerows, where the soil be carbon storin’ like nobody’s business. Join us and be part of the soil carbon storage revolution, yo! Let’s get that carbon in the ground, y’all!
| IP | mc.primesurvival.net |
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| About | Server has been operating since 2018. Prime Survival aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players. |
| Community | Player base primarily from North America, but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction. Join Discord here. |
The server has been running since 2018.
The goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.
Most players are from North America, but all are welcome to join.
Yes, there is a friendly and supportive community on the server. There is also an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.
Join the Discord server here to stay connected with the community.
And guess what, you can even shill your small corpo oshi here, no judgment bro! If your oshi is constantly in the spotlight, focus there, but if not, bring them to the party! And don’t even get me started on ex-corpo talents, they’re allowed too, just respect their other identities, man.
This server is like a vortex of vtubers, with threads for different corpos like idol, Allure, NEXAS, VSMP, and more! It’s a whole new world of Minecraft meets vtubers, and you gotta be a part of it. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s dive into the chaos together!
Anyway, we ended up playing board games for like 4 or 5 hours and I was just not feeling it, ya know? I wanted to play my Switch and enjoy my birthday present game, but apparently that made me look like an asshole. And then my boyfriend starts saying his friends never liked me! Like, what?! Should I have just sucked it up and played the stupid board game? Join this server for drama, board game shenanigans, and questionable pet accommodations!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight off zombie villagers with a magic wand while riding a giant chicken into battle? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, and you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you. Plus, we have free cookies on Tuesdays. So come join us and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!