TechnoFunk – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyJihad Minecraft Server

attempted suicide, Conflict, CraftyJihad, Crisis, crisis management., current events, extremist group, hostage situation, hostages, hostages release, international relations, Islamic Jihad armed wing, Israel, Israeli hostages, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, political tension, Server, SUICIDE, Terrorism

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!

But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.

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TalibanGangRapeCraft

Abuse, Afghan woman, Afghanistan, crime, criminal investigation, Exploitation, gang-rape, gender-based violence, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Misogyny, Oppression, sexual assault, Taliban, Taliban jail, TalibanGangRapeCraft, Trauma, Video, violence against women, War Crimes, WOMENS RIGHTS

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!

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AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

ai, art, Artificial Intelligence, artistic output, Code, creative output, creativity, Dance, digital art, Entertainment, Future of Art, ImprovCraft, improvisational performances, innovation, live performances, machine learning, Music, perceived value, performance art, technological advancements, Technology, Theater, virtual reality

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SheepSaverCraft

Brain, brain damage, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Complications, deadly condition, disability, health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, megadose, research, Sepsis, sepsis treatment, septic patients, sheep studies, SheepSaverCraft, sodium ascorbate, tested on sheep, treatments

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

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[1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

+18, 18server, Advanced Teleport, Community, Competitions, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Dynmap, Health Indicator, hermitcraft, InteractiveChat, Mobheads, Papermc, Playerheads, Playermarket, PlayerTimeTracker, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Whitelisted

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

We’re inspired by Hermitcraft, while adding homes & TPA.Our plan is to hold competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, whereas reward would be visual, e.g discord role “Overachiever”.

Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

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CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

CraftyManagerLies, discrimination, favoritism, Frustration, hiring process, job application, job competition, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, job market challenges, job market disparities, job market trends, Job Opportunities, Job Search, Liars, managers, Minecraft, Résumé, Server, Summer, unemployment, unfairness

Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

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LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, guffaw, haha, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LaughCraft, Laughter, lmao, lol, long tail tag, Minecraft, rofl, Server, Tag, viral

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

body shaming, disrespectful behavior., ENGAGEMENT, family conflicts, future MIL, MIL drama, Minecraft, mother-in-law issues, rude comments, Server, wedding dress choice, wedding dress criticism, wedding dress decision, wedding dress opinions, wedding dress shopping, wedding dress shopping drama, wedding dress shopping experience, wedding dress shopping with MIL, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy MIL situations that will make you question your own sanity.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in the game, only to have your future MIL swoop in and criticize every block you place. She’ll tell you to “lose some weight” in-game before you can build that perfect wedding chapel. But fear not, for our server is a safe space where you can clap back and build your dream world without any judgment!

And don’t even get us started on wedding dress shopping in Minecraft. Your future MIL will be there, trying to convince you that the diamond armor you picked out is “the ugliest one yet.” But hey, who needs her approval when you can slay dragons and creepers in style?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from rage-inducing phone calls to epic showdowns in the chat. Are you the AH in this situation, or are you just trying to survive in a world filled with crazy in-laws? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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BabyBlocksRUs

BabyBlocksRUs, co parenting, Communication, custody, decision, difficult situation, Divorce, emotions, ex husband, family, hurt, love, Marriage, medical appointments, moving on, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, self-care, separation, Ultrasound

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 38-year-old woman’s relationship with her soon-to-be-ex-husband!

Imagine a server where you can experience the thrill of a rollercoaster romance, just like this couple who were together for 18 years but now find themselves on the brink of divorce. Will they make it work? Will they move on? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of a surprise pregnancy thrown into the mix, adding a whole new level of drama to the server. Will the husband be involved in the pregnancy appointments, or will the ex-wife shut him out? It’s a soap opera in Minecraft form!

Join now for a server experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and witness the craziness unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, goal-setting, life improvement, life transformation, Minecraft, personal development, self actualization, self development, self growth, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-achievement, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-improvement journey, Server, skill acquisition., skill mastery, SkillzCraft, success mindset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where mastering the art of building is just the beginning! Imagine if you could instantly master any skill in the world – like the ability to ride a pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing “Baby Shark” backwards.

Join our server and you’ll unlock the power to build the most epic structures with just a flick of your wrist. From pixelated pyramids to gravity-defying castles, your creativity will know no bounds. And who knows, maybe mastering the skill of building in Minecraft will lead you to become the next great architect of the digital age.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your journey to mastering the ultimate skill of blocky awesomeness!

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