TechnoFunk – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Tea SMP: Where Making Tea is Harder Than PvP

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Tea SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Items	Unique items created specifically for Tea SMP server.
Daily Events & Epic Challenges	Engage in daily events and participate in epic challenges.
Active Community & Friendly Members	Join a vibrant community of friendly players.
Quality Of Life Plugins	Enhance your gameplay experience with plugins aimed at improving quality of life.
LifeSteal Plugin	Fight and survive using the LifeSteal plugin.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

You can join the Tea SMP server by entering the IP address: 144.217.49.130:25677 in your Minecraft client.

Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, Tea SMP offers custom items that are unique to the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect?

Tea SMP hosts daily events and epic challenges for players to participate in and enjoy.

Is there a Discord server for Tea SMP?

Yes, Tea SMP has a Discord server where players can stay connected, chat, and participate in community discussions.

Blocky Bratwurst Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic adventures with gadsenmädschenausgabe, sanner, and a bunch of other players whose names are so forgettable, you’ll never remember them anyway.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, gadsenmädschenausgabe rode into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shot out rainbows. Sanner built a castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. And as for the other players, let’s just say they’re so skilled at Minecraft, they can build a functioning rocket ship in under five minutes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. And don’t worry about the long server description, we’ll work on keeping it short and sweet. See you in the game!

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate drama-filled experience! Our players are constantly starting fake beef with each other just to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll witness a heated argument over who has the best pet pig or who built the ugliest house. It’s all in good fun…we think. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family secrets, betrayal, and heartbreak, just like in this crazy story.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft gameplay? Join us and navigate through the tangled web of lies and deceit, just like the protagonist in this wild tale. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can uncover family drama and scandal instead?

Join now and discover if you’re the real monster in this twisted family dynamic. Will you choose to share the letter and ease the pain of your half siblings, or will you stand your ground and keep the truth hidden? The choice is yours on our server – where drama reigns supreme!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as nosy as your mom’s new neighbors? Look no further! Join our server for some epic drama and detective work!

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret neighborhood watch program where players can spy on each other and report suspicious behavior. 2. Our mini-games include “Pecan Pie Wars” where players can battle it out with delicious baked goods. 3. Explore our custom-built houses and see if you can find any hidden secrets or clues. 4. Join our “Helmet Fitting Quest” where players must find the perfect helmet for a tiny virtual child. 5. Get involved in our “Lights Out Challenge” where players must turn off all lights in their virtual homes by 11PM or face the consequences.

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, no pecan pies allowed.

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you want to be part of a community where every block tells a tale and every creeper has a backstory.

Our server is like a sandwich with all the fixings – from towering castles made of diamond blocks to secret underground lairs filled with treasure. And just like a sandwich, you never know what unexpected surprises you’ll find inside!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests, like the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Or the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers and had to build a giant wall to keep them out.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and add your own unique flavor to our crazy sandwich of a world. Who knows, you might just find that the best part of the sandwich was the friends we made along the way.

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TeenageMineCrafters

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Are you tired of being a boring adult with responsibilities and bills to pay? Well, come join our Minecraft server and relive your teenage years in all their cringey glory! We’ve got virtual high schools where you can gossip with your pixelated friends, virtual malls where you can blow all your virtual money on pixelated clothes, and virtual parents who nag you to clean up your virtual room. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual acne cream to make your virtual skin as realistic as possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and never grow up again!

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JasperCraft Minecraft Server

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CraftyMedicRage

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Block Bacteria’s Resistance

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