technoblade update Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CookingMamaNeedsHelp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve eaten a delicious home-cooked meal? Look no further! Join our server for a taste of adventure and friendship, just like the heartwarming story of Sara and her newfound love for real food.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	180
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, Insight, inspiration, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, motivation, pearls of wisdom, personal growth, positivity, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success tips, valuable advice, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone? Look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3651

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

CreeperCeasefire: Negotiating Blocks & Details

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizazz? well come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics, and zombies trying to eat your brains like it’s a buffet!

join our server and you’ll have more fun than a pig in mud. we have epic battles, crazy builds, and secret underground lairs that even the ender dragon would be jealous of.

plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly villager. we accept all players, whether you’re a noob or a pro, as long as you’re ready to have a blast!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it.

PretendExpertCraft

Authenticity, Confidence, Deception, Expertise, Imposter, impostor syndrome, knowledge, PretendExpertCraft, pretending, subject matter

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. like, seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in a disco ball.

our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a dream come true, but better because you can actually play in it.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical world of rainbow-colored sheep and dancing villagers. trust me, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never want to leave.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

MicrobeMayhem: Age Swap Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Towns Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	1787
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, we got gut microbes from aged mice being transplanted into young mice, and it’s like, causing all this crazy inflammation and stuff. it’s like, aging in humans but in Minecraft, bro.

come join our server and experience the wild world of gut microbiome madness. who knew that tiny microbes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft universe? it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man.

so, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate inflammation-inducing adventure, join our server now. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane experience. let’s get this gut microbe party started! 🐭🎉

Velurient vanilla survival server Minecraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Velurient SMP vanilla

49.12.168.17:50704

CraftyStar Online 2 Minecraft Server

CraftyStar, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, Mitsuba, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, ONLINE, Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Verification Data

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create entire universes with our imagination! Join us and become a part of the RappyDeathsquad, Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, Stardust Drive, or Mitsuba alliances – or create your own group chat exclusive Ship 4!

But that’s not all, our server is so advanced that we have Scratch Tickets for exclusive in-game fashion items, just like in Phantasy Star Online 2! And don’t forget to check out our NGS Headline videos for the latest news and events – it’s like being in a virtual world within a virtual world!

Need help with your NGS Damage Calculator? We got you covered with our data verification sheets and item codes. And if you’re feeling fashionable, dive into our Fashion History archives and become the trendsetter of the server!

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality when you have a virtual world this epic? Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!

BidenCraft: Beating Trump in Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where we build, battle, and banter our way to victory!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. But fear not, brave warriors, for we have a secret weapon against him – a magical diamond sword that can banish him back to the Nether realm!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. They may be small, but they sure pack a punch!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers…they’re always up to no good!