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PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem

arson, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, International, investigation, Machete-armed man, MacheteMayhem, MIDDLE EAST, Motive, News, Palestinian flag, PalestinianCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!

HezCraftRiotsIndya

activism, Conflict, death, demonstrations, Government, Hassan Nasrallah, hezbollah, HezCraftRiotsIndya, India, leader, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Political, PROTESTS, Régime, resistance, solidarity, South Asia, Unrest, uprising, violence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN PROTEST! WE GOT HEZBOLLAH LEADERS DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, IT’S A REAL PARTY UP IN HERE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE MAKE INDIA LOOK LIKE A PEACEFUL PICNIC! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS TOGETHER, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!

Mine Wage Minecraft Server

controversy, cost of living, economic disparity, economic impact, employment rates, fair pay, government policy, income inequality, labor laws, Living Wage, low-income workers, Minecraft, minimum wage, Political debate, poverty line, Server, social justice, us economy, Wage, wage debate, wage increase, wage legislation, Working class

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world and only finding rocks? Join our Minecraft server where the minimum wage is set at 100 diamonds per hour! That’s right, you can earn a living just by digging in the virtual mines.

Our server is so controversial that even the Ender Dragon refuses to fight us because we pay him in emeralds to leave us alone. Plus, our community is so lively that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest economy in Minecraft history!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

A Clef to Paradise, alg, Ark Royal theme park, Augment Guide, Ayase, Azur, Azur Lane General, Belfast bikini maid, Bind your account, bismarck, Bremerton love hotel, Call to Arms: Naraka – Phase II, CN Tierlist, Dreamy Day in Dream Park, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Free ring, fubuki, Fusou, general, Gloucester dom, Guild Spreadsheet, Hakuryuu katana collab skin, Houshou META(Cruise Mission), JP 7th Anniversary, Kashino cowprint bikini, Kasumi META(Cruise Mission), Lane, Manjuu Cake Tower, Maryland retro, Minecraft, Musashi & Sirius L2D bunnysuit, Mutsuki theme park skin, Nagato META, Nip Event, Oaths: Shoukaku, Ode of Everblooming Crimson, Ongoing3D dorm, Party dresses Amagi & Watarase L2D, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht & Ryuujou swimsuit, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin(Cruise Pass), Ship Tier List, smp, Special Login Campaign, SR Ayase, SR Hiei, SR Suzunami, SSR Watarase, Story summary and Lore, Suffren skin(Cruise Pass), Suzunami, Ting An exhibitionist, To Love Ru collab, UR Amagi(CV), Whence the Dust Settles, Wiki, Z35 & Sheffield mahou shoujou

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7748
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic 3D dorm party ever, complete with free rings for everyone! We’re celebrating our 7th anniversary with a Nip Event that will make your blocky mind explode with joy. And don’t even get us started on the meta skins – we’ve got party dresses, bunnysuits, love hotels, and even a theme park dedicated to Ark Royal. Plus, our upcoming events include a collab with To Love Ru that will have you mining for diamonds in excitement. But beware, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it faster than a creeper in a thunderstorm. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft adventure yet!

LifeLessonsMC SMP

Experience, life advice, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, Life skills, life teachings, life understanding, life wisdom, LifeLessonsMC, personal growth, self reflection, smp, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PetCraftMemories

Animals, Bonding, cherished memories, Companionship, favourite memory, four-legged companions, furry friends, Happiness, heartwarming recollections, joy, love, Nostalgia, past, pet, PetCraftMemories, Pets, PRESENT, Reminiscing, special moments, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	2905	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Remember that time when your pet pig learned how to do backflips and started a circus in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, all pets have the ability to learn crazy tricks and become the ultimate entertainers! Join us and watch as your pet parrot becomes a stand-up comedian or your pet llama starts breakdancing like a pro. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a pet that puts on a show for you 24/7? Come join the fun and create unforgettable memories with your virtual furry friends!

SyriaCraft Server: 37 Militants Down

air strikes, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combatants, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, radicalization, Server, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, U.S. airstrikes, united states, violence, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2448

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft but u don’t wanna get banned from the server? well, come join our server where u can unleash ur inner chaos without any consequences!

we got explosions galore, like u won’t believe how many tnt blocks we have just waiting to be set off. and get this, every time u blow something up, a magical unicorn appears and grants u three wishes! okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but u get the idea.

join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. we’re talking giant robots fighting dragons, aliens invading the land, and even a zombie apocalypse that u have to survive.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the chaos begin! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza for all players? yeah, u heard that right. pizza.

UkrainianDroneFireworks

Attack, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Fires, intelligence, international relations, Military, Moscow, Officials, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneFireworks, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	542418
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2813	Divine Spears Created:	30
Potions Brewed:	174	Void Gems Collected:	30

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have 125 Ukrainian drones causing chaos and starting fires all over Russia! Moscow officials are freaking out, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures. Join us for the most explosive gaming experience ever! Who needs war when you can have a blocky battle on our server? Let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Microbe Mansion: Fruit & Fitness

alzheimer’s, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, Diversity, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh fruit, Fruit, gut health, Gut microbes, gut-brain axis, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, MANSION, mental health, Microbe, microbiota, nutrition, Prevention, wellness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Animals Bred:	157
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3548	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND GROW YOUR GUT MICROBES LIKE A BOSS! WE GOT SO MUCH FRESH FRUIT YOU’LL BE POOPING RAINBOWS IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR EXERCISE MINIGAMES WILL HAVE YOU SWEATING LIKE A PIG IN A SAUNA!

PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Crafty Alter – Modern Minecraft Server

Alter, Atlantis, Campaign, Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials, Grand Order, Interlude Timeline, Lostbelt No.5, mats, Minecraft, MODERN, News, OLYMPUS, rank up, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1214	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Votes:	5741
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a Servant in Fate/Grand Order? Well, look no further because our server is like a Lostbelt adventure on steroids! Join us on this epic journey where you can mine for materials like you’re on a quest for rare Servant ascension items.

Our server is so lit, it’s like participating in a Singularity Repair Support Campaign, but instead of fixing timelines, you’ll be fixing up your virtual world with epic builds and redstone contraptions. And don’t worry about getting lost, our community is as helpful as Mash Kyrielight guiding you through a tough boss battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Minecraft Order? Join now and let the craziness begin!