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GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2916	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	958675
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Farms Harvested:	188	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	123
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Votes:	1718

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2371
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	540004
Votes:	4760	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	369	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	652	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!