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Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Animals Bred:	135
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Votes:	6276	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	426635	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
New Chunks Explored:	838804	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Towns Built:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

Anglo-Saxons, Asians, Beliefs, creeper, culture, CURSE, discrimination, Diversity, Drool, east, east asians, ethnicity, global perspective, grotesque race, Identity, japanese, master race, mastercraft, Nationality, next life, Privilege, race relations, Reincarnation, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?