Techno Vancouver Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6581	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3076	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Votes:	4029
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Towns Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Ores Mined:	4122	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!

Pebbles’ quest for the perfect Minecraft server begins!

Aether, Begins.., Community, Create, drug making, Evolving, Experience, free, Friends, gameplay, Hardware, Immersive aircraft, Minecraft, Mods, Origin, pebbles, perfect, Quest, ryzen, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trains, wine creation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4839	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Server Version	1.19.2 Forge, JAVA!
Server Type	Origins Centered Vanilla-ish SMP
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/mqqrGTUnAR

Overview:

An open and inclusive Minecraft server where everyone is welcome. No paid aspects, multiple mods to cater to different interests, constantly evolving with community suggestions, and dedicated server hardware for a good player experience.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is completely free to play and will never have paid aspects.
What mods are available on the server?	Some of the biggest mods include “Aether”, “Immersive aircraft”, “Create”, “Lets do vinery (Wine creation)”, Trains, and drug making.
How can I suggest a new mod or origin?	You can send your suggestions over and they may be added to the server. The server is constantly evolving based on community feedback.
What is the server hardware like?	Ryzen 9 5900x 4.8ghz (4 dedicated cores), 16gb DDR4 Ram, 128gb SSD to ensure a good player experience.
Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join regardless of their location.

Mika’s Quest Minecraft Server

Adventure, animal communication, black stallion, console gaming, Equestrian, Fascinating story, friendship, Gaming Community, girl protagonist, horse training, horse whisperer, horseback riding, immersive experience, MIKA, Mikas, Minecraft, New Release, ps5 game, Quest, Server, storytelling, video game, virtual world, windstorm

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Come join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure with Mika, the ultimate horse whisperer! Watch as she attempts to befriend the legendary black stallion, Windstorm, in a quest filled with drama, suspense, and lots of hay. Who needs a PS5 game when you can experience the thrill of taming wild horses in our virtual world? Join now for a chance to ride off into the sunset with your very own majestic steed!