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BritsCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, Britain, BritsCraft, Community, cyber attack, down, forum, hackers, internet, message board, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, OUTAGE, Problem, Server, social media, Technical Difficulties, Video, Website

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to build a house made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Find and befriend this majestic bird and you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute and cuddly, but trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Watch out for the exploding sheep though, they tend to get a little… explosive.

SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo

competitive event, football championship, Global Event, gtWorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo, historic event, international competition, major tournament, memorable moments, past event, significant event, smp, soccer tournament, SoccerCraft, sporting event, sporting milestone, sports event, sports history, sports nostalgia, two years ago, World Cup, world cup anniversary, world cup celebration, world cup memories

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	New Chunks Explored:	131990
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Items Found:	4094
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Emeralds Found:	7587
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!