On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with creepers! Who needs the real world when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?
Join us and discover the true meaning of living – because let’s be real, surviving is so last season.
we got this one virus, the H5N1 virus, and it’s, like, not even that bad. it’s, like, so chill that it doesn’t even make u sick or anything. it’s just, like, hanging out and not causing any trouble. so, if u want a virus that’s, like, totally mellow and won’t mess with u, then u gotta join our server.
plus, we got all these interferon-stimulated genes that are, like, not even doing anything. they’re just, like, sitting there and not getting stimulated at all. so, u won’t have to worry about any crazy diseases or anything on our server.
so, come join us and have a blast on our totally wild and wacky minecraft server. u won’t regret it, trust me!