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SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite, best movie, cinematic masterpiece, favorite movie, film critique, film fanatic, movie aficionado, movie buff, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie recommendation, movie review, MovieBuffMinecraftSMP, must watch movie, top choice, top film, top movie, top pick, top rated film, top rated movie, unforgettable film

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

conformity, controversial beliefs, fear, fear of judgment, hidden beliefs, Individuality, internal conflict, KeepItSecret, OpinionCraft, Opinions, personal thoughts, private views, public opinion, public perception, self-censorship, Self-expression, social acceptance, societal norms, societal pressure, taboo topics, unpopular opinions, unspoken opinions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyDans, defence industry, Defense, defense capabilities, defense spending, denmark, economic development, european union, foreign investment, geopolitical stability, international relations, invest, Investment, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, technology transfer, Ukraine, US$628 million

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

Astronauts, AstroRescueCraft, capsule, CREW, elon musk, Mission, NASA, rescue mission, RETURN, Space, space capsule, space crew, space exploration, space mission, space rescue, Space Travel, spacecraft, spaceflight, spacex, stranded, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

“Youth, adult lifespan, African turquoise killifish, animal care, animal housing, animal welfare, aquatic research, aquatic species, Boost, early-stage growth, experimental design, fish behavior, growth acceleration, juveniles, lifespan studies, longevity extension, Manor, research study, scientific discovery, scientific findings, Single housing, social isolation, species conservation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9755	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

/gig/ friendlist, BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, DMGJ5262H9SK, DT4BZD5RT5U9, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, HHFP3517D3UN, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mines Excavated:	2303
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the rainbow is destined to burn with excitement! Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama while battling a dragon made of diamonds!

Our 4th Anniversary celebration is in full swing, complete with a theme song that will make you cry tears of joy. Participate in our web events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery,” where you can win exclusive in-game items like a rainbow-colored pickaxe that shoots fireworks.

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara – all ready to join you on epic adventures through our server’s custom-built worlds. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, where you can wield the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) or the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm) to defeat any foe that stands in your way.

But that’s not all! Check in daily for permanent rewards that will make your friends green with envy. And use our redeemable codes to get Primogems and other goodies that will make your Minecraft experience even more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, chapter 3, japanese, Manga, manga chapter, manga online, manga publication, manga reader, manga series, manga website, MangaPlus, Minecraft, ninja, Shinobi, SHONEN, shueisha, smp, squad, teamwork, undercover, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

GrandparentGiftGate

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, child support, christmas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family dynamics, Family Values, gift giving, GrandparentGiftGate, Grandparents, greedy, insult, parenting, relationships, Siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8085	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Farms Harvested:	837
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	4966

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and outrageous demands for baby gifts.

Meet our players, like Dad who can’t handle his wife’s whining about Christmas gifts, and his wife who thinks everyone should buy gifts for her kids. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs TV drama when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

NoCurfewNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood rules, current home rules, discipline, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, home life, household expectations, household rules, Minecraft, NoCurfewNoProblem, Nostalgia, parenting, RULE CHANGES, rule enforcement, smp, upbringing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3504	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to experience a world where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. That’s right, no exceptions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own currency and government. Will you join forces with them or start a rebellion? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!