Techno Monkey Remixed Vol. 1 Minecraft Servers

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anons, Beach, big, BlockyBanter, boobies, dft, Drama, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, long tail tags, Minecraft, nutslop, PLAP, rules, Server, shoot, tags, Thread, Worship

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Crops Grown:	6455	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

GenderGossip Minecraft Server

10. emotional intelligence, 11. gender stereotypes, 12. intimate details, 13. personal boundaries, 14. trust issues, 15. psychological insights, 16. cultural influences, 17. social norms, 18. taboo topics, 19. hidden desires, 2. relationship secrets, 20. gender perspectives., 3. hidden truths, 4. gender dynamics, 5. male secrets, 6. female secrets, 7. gender differences, 8. societal expectations, 9. communication barriers, gender secrets, GenderGossip, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	5840	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

BlockRageCraft

anger control, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger management techniques, anger management tips., anger triggers, BlockRageCraft, calming techniques, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional well being, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, self-control, stress relief

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3332	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, BlockyBattle, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, violence, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	684	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	8407
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Buildings Constructed:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Farms Harvested:	770	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?