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PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6793
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!

SmoothLinezMC SMP

charming, charming gestures, Cheesy, Clever, compliments, conversation starters, Creative, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, lines that work, memorable, pickup lines, romance, Smooth, smooth operators, smooth talkers, SmoothLinezMC, smp, Suave, sweet talk, Witty

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Buildings Constructed:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, clandestine satisfaction, covert obsession, covert pleasure, guilty pleasure, hidden delight, hidden pleasure, hidden vice, personal guilty pleasure, personal treat, private enjoyment, private indulgence, private joy, private secret, secret delight, secret indulgence, secret obsession, undisclosed guilty pleasure, undisclosed passion, undisclosed treat, undisclosed vice

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

BlockBusterVirusProtection

antibody, BlockBusterVirusProtection, coronavirus, Covid-19, Evolving, global health crisis, immune response, immunity, infectious diseases, Insight, new insight, pandemic, Protection, public health, research, SARS-CoV-2, scientific discovery, sweeping protection, vaccine development, viral mutations, Virus

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Votes:	9593	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD GIANT STATUES OF ANTI-BODIES TO FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE VIRUSES! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT OFFERS SWEEPING PROTECTION AGAINST EVOLVING SARS-COV-2 VIRUS! U CAN TEAM UP WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO CREATE A VACCINE FOR THE WHOLE MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE FROM THE SPREAD OF THE VIRUS! #BLOCKSNOTVIRUSES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES

Foreverwaves: The Server Where You Can Wave Goodbye to Your Social Life

active community, ADMIN, Community, Discord, Discord link, Double Shulker Shells, ForeverWaves, Goodbye, Grief Protection, Life, Live Map, Mature, mod, Player Base, Player builds, Server, sethome command, shopping district, singleplayer sleeping, smp, Social, Staff, WAVE, Website, Whitelist, whitelist application, world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

Overview of Everwaves SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type
Version	1.21
Plugins/Data Packs	– Grief protection – Singleplayer sleeping – Livemap – SetHome command – Double Shulker Shells, and more
Discord Link	Everwaves Invite Link
Live Map	https://map.everwaves.net
Website	https://everwaves.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Everwaves SMP server?

To join the server, you need to fill out a whitelist application which is usually reviewed in a few minutes. Join our Discord server for the whitelist application process.

2. What type of servers are available on Everwaves SMP?

We have a Vanilla SMP server as our main focus and a Creative server for building big projects.

3. Are there any additional money plugins or town claiming systems on the server?

No, we do not have any additional money plugins or town claiming systems to maintain a Vanilla experience. We are strict about player griefing and have mechanisms to rollback any destruction.

4. What is the player base like on Everwaves SMP?

We have an active player base and Discord community. The server sees anywhere from 7 to 16+ players a day from around the world.

MineKnights Server – Where Arknights Meet!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures! Join us for insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion where the sheep rise up against the players or the Battle of the Chicken Knights where feathered warriors fight for dominance!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exclusive content like the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs or the mystical Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for TNT. And don’t forget about our custom skins like the Disco Enderman or the Party Pig that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

ChainlinkChampion Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, chainlink, ChainlinkChampion, coindesk, crypto custody, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, digital transformation, finance, financial services, Future, innovation, Investment, Minecraft, News, smart contracts, smp, State Street, Taurus, Technology, tokenization, unstoppable force

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a creeper explosion. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances (shh, don’t tell Mojang).

So why waste your time mining for diamonds alone when you could be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and let the blocky madness begin!