TECHNO FUNK Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DreamCarCraft

car dreams, Car Enthusiast, car obsession, Childhood Dream, classic car, Dream car, dream car aspirations, dream car fantasy, dream car goals, dream car memories, dream car nostalgia, dream car wishlist, dream vehicle, DreamCarCraft, fantasy car, favorite childhood car, long tail tags, luxury car, sports car, ultimate dream car, vintage car

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, global affairs, international relations, Military, Nuclear Threat, nuclear warning, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, putin, Putin warning, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, Warning, West, world news

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	4907
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

VovchanskVillagers

battle, captured, Claims, Conflict, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, hostages, international news, military intelligence, military operation, Operation, prisoners of war, Recapture, russian military, Russian soldiers, soldiers captured, Troops, Ukraine, Vovchansk aggregate plant, VovchanskVillagers, war zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	2355

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Bread Winners Lose Most

Bread, Breadwinners, burden, Challenges, Economy, family, financial stress, Hardship, income, Job, long-term consequences, LOSE, most, PRESSURE, provider, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Stability, Struggling, Support, WINNERS, work

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	3060

join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

atmosphere, bedrock, BUILD, Community, cooperation, Cosmos, Create, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, INCLUSIVE, java, Lost, Minecraft, Play, player, PORT, Respect, Semi Vanilla, Server, starbound, Start, Version

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2449
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Starbound Minecraft Server

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At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

comparison, discrimination, double standards, employment, empowerment, equality, Exploitation, gender, Humiliating, income, Job, Labor, Minecraft, OF whore, onlyfans, self worth, Server, sex work, society, stigma, wagie, whore, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Farms Harvested:	934
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	69
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?