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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5623 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9081 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Votes: | 8584 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8322 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 129 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
