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Goat Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6824	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the furries are so obsessed with goat ass that they can’t stop playing! But don’t worry, there’s more to this server than just furry shenanigans.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.

But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!

Back-Set SMP: 200 Years of Minecraft Fun

Åland, BackSet, CELEBRATIONS, Country, Defeats, Democracy, elections, finland, Fun, Göteborg, Government, History, Malmö, Minecraft, Nordic countries, norway, Politics, Scandinavia, setbacks, smp, stockholm, Taunting, winning parties, Years

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of being constantly owned by Finland, Norway, and their cronies? Do you want to finally stick it to those smug Swedes in Stockholm and Göteborg? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and help turn the tables on these bullies by building your own epic base and forming alliances with other players. Take down the oppressive regimes of Åland and Malmö with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, just waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s show those Nordic naysayers who’s really in charge!

CraftyCreeperKitchen

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Cooking, cooking skills, CraftyCreeperKitchen, culinary boundaries, culinary communication, culinary compromise, culinary control, Culinary Creativity, culinary independence, culinary partnership, culinary preferences, culinary respect, Frustration, meal prep, personal space, relationships, Respect, Self-expression

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Emeralds Found:	7745
Crops Grown:	9079	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of your partner thinking they’re the Gordon Ramsay of your kitchen? Join our Minecraft server where you can cook in peace without anyone adding ketchup to your gourmet creations!

We have a special “No Fixing Meals” rule in place to ensure that your culinary masterpieces remain untouched by meddling hands. Build your own virtual kitchen and show off your skills without any interference!

Don’t let anyone ruin your cooking vibes – join our server now and cook up a storm without any unwanted seasoning sabotage! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion of culinary excellence!

PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

Affliction, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, Despair, devastation, emotional pain, excruciating pain, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, injury, Loss, mental anguish, MOMENTS, Ouchiest, PainCraft, physical pain, smp, sorrow, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, worst pain

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

HackCraft: LifeHax101

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us and discover the ultimate life hack that no one knows about – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic gameplay you’ve ever seen? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server

2024.., accusations, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election interference, foreign relations, Government, HACKING, Interference, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, RedstoneRigged, russia, SECURITY, Server, united states, US

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN US ACCUSING RUSSIA OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE IN 2024. OUR PLAYERS BE MORE SHADY THAN POLITICIANS, BUT AT LEAST THEY BUILD BETTER HOUSES. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE POLITICAL INTRIGUE AND CREEPER ATTACKS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE THE ONES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN BANS US FROM THE INTERNET.

FrenchRapeRecruiters

Abuse, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, drugged, France, FrenchRapeRecruiters, husband, Justice, Legal System, Manipulation, Misogyny, prosecutors, rape, sexual assault, traumatic experience, victim blaming, violence, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of the real world where husbands drug their wives and recruit 70 men to do unspeakable things. on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is surviving the zombie apocalypse and building the most epic castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help stop them before it’s too late! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3029
New Chunks Explored:	89867	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining gaming content and comedic commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. His witty humor and engaging personality have helped him become a well-loved online personality, making him a favorite among viewers of all ages.

WardenRival

Earth, Earthsmp, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, server-network, WardenRival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3969	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6360	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a new LifestealSMP and EarthSMP join WardenRival its a new and up and coming server network.

play.wardenrival.org:19132

Tax Evasion Minecraft Server

big companies, business lunch, companies, deductions, Empires, Europe, Evasion, Fairness, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, modern countries, politicians, power, Server, Tax, tax declaration, TAXES, taxes explained, taxes for idiots, VAT, Voting, workers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Love Letters Sent:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257

Are you tired of being taxed to oblivion by your government? Do you feel like you’re getting screwed over while big companies get away with murder? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, taxes are a thing of the past! That’s right, no more pesky deductions from your hard-earned diamonds and emeralds.

Join our server and experience true freedom from the tyranny of taxes. Build your empire without worrying about the taxman knocking on your door. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of tax-free loot!

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be taxed on is your ability to build epic structures and survive in a world full of surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!