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Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

bullying, character assassination, cyberbullying, damage control, defamation, derogatory, dumb, gossip, Harassment, insult, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, online shaming, reputation, rumor, self esteem, Server, slut, Sluts, social media, word is

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8783	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

anhedonia, Ayahuasca, coping mechanisms, depression, feeling, healing, ISOLATION, lost soul, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Overcome, psychological damage, Religion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-realization, smp, Therapy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3668	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	150
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, introspection, learning experiences, letting go, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, second chances, self reflection, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ores Mined:	9513
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4968
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ores Mined:	8560	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	109199	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	168
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	134

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	717506
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4203	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	80814	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!