Technician Minecraft Servers

Technician

  • TattooedTechTroubles

    TattooedTechTroubles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as a broken AC unit? Look no further! Our server is like that technician who keeps coming back to fix your AC, except we actually deliver on our promises…eventually.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time the technician showed up with questionable tattoos. But don’t worry, our server is a tattoo-free zone (unless you count the pixel art tattoos on our characters).

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of waiting for repairs that never quite work out, all while questioning your technician’s life choices? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of drama.

    Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the AC repair community). Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

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  • Enchanted Parks: A world of adventure and magic, at your fingertips ✨

    Enchanted Parks: A world of adventure and magic, at your fingertips ✨

    New Minecraft Servers

    Enchanted Parks is a Semi-RP project on Minecraft Java Edition aiming to create a set of custom theme parks that follow the codes of Disney parks. Our future Visitors will be able to experience an unforgettable stay with unique attractions, breathtaking shows and numerous activities!

    Enchanted Parks: A world of adventure and magic, at your fingertips ✨ Minecraft Server

    Our first park under construction is inspired by the “Magic Kingdom” with a strong storyline based on the Society of Explorers and Adventurers, an organization whose history is interconnected in the different Disney parks around the world!

    As a Guest, your adventure begins on Main Street, the main square and global hub of the greatest Adventurers of modern times. This place is especially home to the headquarters of the most famous private club: the Society of Explorers and Adventurers! Its members all came here by the lake on the edge of the city to tell us the stories of their greatest expeditions, and it’s up to you to experience them now!

    An opening date has not yet been set at this time, our goal being to offer careful work and the most immersive experience possible from the opening. Being a very small team, this project takes a long time to come to fruition, and that’s where you can come in!

    Enchanted Parks: A world of adventure and magic, at your fingertips ✨ Minecraft Server

    Enchanted Parks is recruiting new Cast Members with specific qualities and unique talents to join a team of committed and passionate volunteers:

    Imagineering: Creating immersive worlds

      Builder (Open Position): Using your imagination and ideas, you create immersive worlds for our visitors and Cast Members, from attractions and shops to restrooms and restaurants.​

      Rides / Shows Technician OR 3D Modeler / Pixel Artist (Open Position): You are at the heart of the magic, bringing the worlds of attractions to life through technique and innovation.

    Guest Relations: Exceptional quality of service

      Communication (Open Position): Using your creativity, you extend the magic of Enchanted Parks outside of our destination, particularly through our social networks.​
    If one of the positions presented interests you, more information including the application form is available on https://www.enchantedparks.fr/!

    Would you like to join us and see the progress of the project? Find us on Discord, Instagram, X and YouTube!

    If you have any questions about the project, don’t hesitate to ask after this post, I will be happy to answer them!

    Enchanted Parks: A world of adventure and magic, at your fingertips ✨

    mc.enchantedparks.fr

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AITA: Sister Got the Boot!

    AITA: Sister Got the Boot!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Chaos of Blocktopia: The Family Wedding Conspiracy!

    Dive into a swirling vortex of wedding drama, unexpected pregnancies, and a dash of sibling rivalry! Blocktopia isn’t your average Minecraft server—it’s a realm where emotions run high, alliances shift like sand, and your sister-in-law might give birth during your nuptials. Here, we don’t just build blocks; we build tension!


    Welcome to the Unholy Matrimony

    Every block has a story, but here each pixel tells a tale of betrayal and fury! Enter a space where your engagement announcement might be met with a hasty exodus from Thanksgiving dinner, leaving you in a haze of confusion and blocks! This isn’t just any server; it’s the manifestation of your family’s deep-rooted chaos, all wrapped up in cubic form. Flatten your expectations and expand your worldview!


    Features of this Disorienting Realm:

    Feature Description
    Engagement Drama Witness as ‘I do’ turns to ‘Oh no!’ when familial tension erupts around every corner!
    Pregnancy Countdown Experience the anxiety of a looming due date flair up during your wedding planning—will she arrive on time or will you be forced to build a nursery in the chapel?
    Sibling Sabotage Love thy brother? Watch as the bonds of family splinter over misplaced congratulations and unsolicited advice.
    Bridesmaid Dilemmas Dress fittings? Forget it! Maternity sizes are merely a myth—who needs equal representation when chaos rules?
    Montana Escape Route Plot your escape! Craft a secret tunnel to your in-laws’ estate for dramatic showdowns and heart-wrenching confessions.

    Unconventional Testimonials

      • "I joined to escape my family’s noise, but now I’m trapped in a never-ending wedding drama!" – Anonymous Player #1
      • "They said weddings were joyous occasions… now I’m crafting a bunker for when my sister-in-law throws her epic tantrums!" – The Survivor
      • "I never wanted to know what my brother’s ‘real’ intentions were—thank you Blocktopia!” – Confused Niece

    Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)

      • Q: Is this server safe for my mental health? A: Safety? In Blocktopia? Sounds boring!

      • Q: Where do I find peace and calm in this chaos? A: Look behind the loudest scream in the chat; often, that’s where you’ll find your lost sanity!

    Conspiracies of Love and Hatred

    Did you know this server was banned in 12 countries? We won’t tell you why! Rumor has it a family of creepers got involved, but that’s just a theory—or is it? Join us as we unravel these threads of chaos together.

    The Infinite Wedding: An Absurditist’s Playground

    Join us, if you dare, in a world riddled with unexpected events, arguments that could rival netherworld battles, and an emotional rollercoaster that never seems to end! Will you find love in the chaos, or will you emerge as a product of pure meddling?


    Join the Madness

    Warning: Enter at your own risk! Unresolved family drama may lead to spontaneous block parties, impromptu wedding planning, and distressing discussions about “what ifs.” Are you ready to face the absurdity? Don’t just log in; embrace the chaos—your sister-in-law might just be waiting to crash the server!

    Join now! The blocks are shifting, and the drama is building!

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  • Sleepy Sheep’s Minecraft SMP

    Sleepy Sheep’s Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, fellow blockheads! 🚀 If you’re NOT on this insane Minecraft SMP, you’re literally missing out on the biggest event since someone invented pizza rolls. 🍕💥 Like, seriously, you ever tried sleeping while a Creeper dressed as a golden retriever sneaks into your base for your diamonds? Yeah, me neither, but I bet it’s TERRIFYING and definitely ruins your sleep. 😂🌙

    Let me paint a picture for you: Imagine rocking your diamond armor, ready to battle a bunch of zombies, but instead you accidentally set off a TNT trap your bestie made because they were mad you borrowed their pet llama as a makeshift boat. 🦙🚤 Spoilers: llamas do NOT float. So now you’re drowning in the Great Aquatic Zombie Uprising of Sesamoid Island, where every animal is secretly plotting against you. That’s right! Cows? Plotting. Chickens? Sneaky spies. And pigs? They’re just judging you while flying with their pig-wings—yes, that’s totally a thing! 🐷🦸‍♂️

    But wait, there’s MORE! Did I mention the monthly “Weirdest Skin Contest”? Brother, that’s where I saw a guy dressed as a massive cheeseburger riding a giant cat at 3 AM. That’s the stuff of LEGENDS! 🍔🐈‍⬛ The winner gets their own actual slice of pizza in-game. And if you lose, you have to join the cult of the Singing Squids, where you’ll be serenaded by the sweet, sweet sound of squids singing “Bohemian Rhapsody.” 🎤🦑

    And then… oh boy, don’t even get me started about our super-secret “Underwater Disco Party” that happens at the bottom of a lava lake! 🤯Just kidding—it’s literally a cave filled with rainbow sheep and disco balls, and we all wear underwater helmets ’cause we’s cool like that. Don’t come for us, PETA; we are, uhh, saving the sheep with style!

    So why on Earth would you NOT join this extravaganza of madness? Your night’s sleep will be TERRIBLE, and that’s the point! You’ll wake up in the morning screaming because a troll in full diamond gear just threw you into space, and you’ll be in a totally different dimension filled with the world’s wackiest mobs that seem like they’re straight outta a fever dream. 😱✨

    So grab your snacks, activate your Bedrock VPN (that’s a thing, right?), and come join us. We only accept those with absolutely no common sense and a sense of humor that’s about as sharp as a slime block. Let’s create chaos, laugh in the face of bad dreams, and maybe, just maybe, make some unforgettable memories. Or, you know, just eat cupcakes while building our pixelated empires! 🎉🍰

    Remember: sleep is for the weak! Join this Minecraft SMP to ruin your life in the most epic way possible! 🌈🔥

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  • NakedCraft: No Shame, Just Blocks!

    NakedCraft: No Shame, Just Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍 Welcome to the most whimsically wild Minecraft server you never knew you needed!

    Have you ever wanted to build a towering castle made entirely of jelly beans? What about a farm where cows moo in different languages depending on the time of day? On this server, casual nudity reigns supreme in the land of blocky absurdity! Why? Because our resident wizard accidentally cursed all the clothing mobs, transforming them into fashionable invisible outfits that were just too fabulous for mere mortals to handle!

    🏰 Join us and embark on a quest where every hour is “Free Hugs Hour” – but beware, these hugs might just turn you into a butterfly! And speaking of butterflies, we’ve got legendary flying llamas that can transport you to the mythical realm of “Not-So-Secret Gardens,” where trees are made of nachos and rivers flow with chocolate milk.

    🐉 But wait! There’s more! Every Tuesday at 3 AM, a thunderstorm brings down a rare breed of pixelated unicorns – that only appear when everyone’s doing the chicken dance. Catch one, and they will magically grant you the ability to talk to villagers in tongues, including Klingon and Pig Latin! The villagers won’t know what hit them!

    👾 And don’t even get us started on the annual “Naked And Afraid: Enderman Edition” event, where players must run through a forest of 0% visibility while dodging clingy endermen wearing nothing but glitter bombs! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots (because who doesn’t need that?).

    So, unite with fellow blockheads and get ready to question your life choices in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us — where the hugs are as plentiful as the giggles, casual nudity is just part of the experience, and every build comes with a side of unapologetically zany adventures! 🍭🦄💥

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