Technical Issue MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Block Breaker Bob – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop fun! Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who control the very fabric of the game. Want to join their ranks and learn the secrets of the blocky universe? Then you better hurry and join us now!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring browsers and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret exploding all the time).

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Bank Chase Minecraft SMP Glitch Fails Loss Porn

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more fails and losses than a Chase Bank “glitch”! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and epic fails that will have you crying with laughter.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good challenge and thrive on chaos. From accidentally blowing up your own base to losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, our community is always ready to laugh it off and move on to the next crazy adventure.

But that’s not all – we also have a special section dedicated to posting your most outrageous fails and losses for everyone to enjoy. Whether you accidentally hit a pigman and got swarmed by angry mobs or fell into a pit of creepers, we want to see it all!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NukeCraft404

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OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

DebateBlocker404

technical issue, Appearing, forum, Feedback, debate

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

CraftyCanine Chaos: ‘>watchdog did not stop’ Server

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Are you tired of those pesky watchdogs always ruining your fun on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail! That’s right, instead of banning players for no reason, our watchdog is too busy trying to catch its own tail to bother you. Join now for a chance to watch this hilarious spectacle unfold before your very eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the trail of diamond poop and you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? That’s right, this friendly ghost will follow you around and help you out in any way it can. Just make sure to keep some spare gunpowder on hand in case it gets a little too explosive with its affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail!

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

Crafting Chaos: Where AMD Drivers Turn Minecraft into a Hilarious Disaster!

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Are you tired of your favorite games crashing on your PC? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your gaming problems!

Join us and experience a world where your game never crashes, where the loading screen lasts longer than 2 seconds, and where the intro plays flawlessly every time.

Forget about rolling back drivers or installing outdated mods, the real solution is playing Minecraft on our server. It works like magic, just like casting a spell in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to game crashes forever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Near Vanilla

smp, Vanilla

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where we’ve created an environment where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The perks of being a member can be seen in our cooperative builds, player competitions, vibrant shopping districts, and other events. All play styles are welcome, from those who want to venture out on their own to those who want to work cooperatively with others. We’re sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in your SMP experience while making some great friends and builds along the way.

Near Vanilla is an international, community-driven server. There is constant communication on our Discord, both serious discussion and silliness. We constantly seek the opinions and views of the player base and large changes are made through player discussion. Suggestions are always welcome. A dedicated admin team is always on hand to make sure things are working smoothly, bad behaviour is squashed, and your time on the server is stress-free. Our DynMap, which can be viewed through the website, allows you to navigate to your favourite biome and see how close/far you are from your fellow players.

If this all sounds like your kind of place, grab your sword and pick and jump into NearVanilla and show us the creations you can make! We doubled the size of our world to accommodate the 1.20 update. Apply now!

IP: play.nearvanilla.com
Website: https://nearvanilla.com
Map: https://map.nearvanilla.com
Watch our Season 5 Recap Video: https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Some Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE Currently in Season 6, started January 8, 2022, Expanded for 1.20 July 22, 2023. Hard difficulty

Requirements:

18+ only
Be Nice

Zero Tolerance Policy: No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behaviour is tolerated. Toxic behaviour is not welcome. Due to some of our chat plug-ins, Mojang’s chat reporting is disabled. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armour stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link below Apply here!

CovenantMC

Towny, Economy, Earth

1.20.4 MINECRAFT EARTH SERVER W/ CUSTOM NETHER Join and create a Town on a 1.20.4 1:750 Scale of the Earth! Over 1 MILLION BLOCKS TO CLAIM. A custom nether with custom items!

play.covenantmc.net