Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	165
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

SneakerCraftRichWatchers

affluent individuals, collector’s items, designer footwear, exclusive items, expensive hobbies, extravagant possessions, fashion accessories, fashion trends, high-end sneakers, investment pieces, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent possessions, rich people, sneaker collections, SneakerCraftRichWatchers, statement pieces, status symbols, timepieces, watch collections, wealth display

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!

SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!

Anti-Griefing, application, build projects, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Events, Game Nights, gameplay, hermitcraft, Interactive, Mature, Multiplayer Sleep, Potatoes, Redstone, shopping district, SMOOTHER, smp, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system
/spawn command for easy travel back to spawn
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

Join the Discord and submit your application here.

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

abstract, abstract expressionism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Artistic, Colorful, colorful shapes, Contemporary, Creative, Detailed, digital art, digital painting, eye-catching, geometric, intricate design, intricate patterns, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Server, squeeb, Unique, vibrant

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Animals Bred:	152

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

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