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ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6862	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	105
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Votes:	5532

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	7006
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	506	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!