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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8861 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 6262 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this poor lab’s life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re rushing around with your butt on the ground just to keep up!
Join us and experience the thrill of dragging your legs under you as you explore our crazy world. Our server is so intense, you’ll be panting after every short walk from room to room – just like this lab!
But wait, there’s more! We have pee pads scattered all over the server for your convenience, because you’ll be so excited to play that you won’t want to take a break. And don’t worry about drinking water, we’ve got snow in a bowl for you just like this poor dog!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as miserable and chaotic as this lab’s life, join us now! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises, like the occasional spat of pooping blood… it’s all part of the fun!
