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BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ores Mined:	6028	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3226
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7951	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Towns Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

German & English Automatic Enderdragon Respawn Claim your Land New Ores, Items etc. Automatic Economy Clan System Player Shops Survival

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Towns Built:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1166	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	5489	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!

Aging population, aging workforce, demographic shift, demographic trends, elderly care, elderly population, elderly support, Fun, government policies, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare services, Korea, KoreaCraft, Long Term Care, pension system, population aging, retirement age, senior citizens, Server, social security, super-aged society, SuperAged

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun!

CraftyChristmasGov

Christian minority, christmas, CraftyChristmasGov, government announcement, government decision, government policy, holiday celebration, holiday declaration, holiday observance, holiday recognition, MIDDLE EAST, new government, public announcement, public holiday, religious freedom, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian culture, Syrian politics, Syrian society

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	5649

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY because why not? Our server is like a winter wonderland with snowmen, reindeer, and even Santa Claus himself roaming around. Build your own gingerbread house and decorate it with candy canes and gumdrops. Don’t worry about griefers, our admin team is like Santa’s elves, always watching to make sure everyone is having a jolly good time. So come on, join us and spread some holiday cheer in this wacky Minecraft world!