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SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	9150
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, banner-lazy, CONS, do whatever your heart desires, heart desires, Minecraft, minecraft server, no admins, No Rules, PECHKO, PECHKO WITHOUT WIPES, Pros, rules, Server, they are not there, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aunt drama, dads ex, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Values, Minecraft, Motherhood, Server, stepmother, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest drama, wedding guest list, wedding photos, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6886	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

WeddingCrasher69

Boundaries, bride, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, family, family drama, family dynamics, husband, in-laws, leaving early, reception, relationships, Resentment, seating, sister-in-law, social events, Son, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

BreakUpBluesMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakUpBluesMC, coping with breakup, DUMPED, emotional pain, emotional trauma, getting over heartbreak, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, love, moving on, painful breakup, relationships, smp, worst breakup, worst breakup ever, worst breakup experience, worst breakup stories, worst way to break up

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3633	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

DeleteMyExCraft

action, Choice, consequence, decision, delete button, DeleteMyExCraft, Eliminate, erase, forget, hesitation, hindsight, Life, Memory, mistake, past, regret, regretful, REMOVE, undo, wish

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!