techhousemix Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LipBalmCraft

anal care, Anus, beauty, Beauty Tips, Body Care, controversial, Dermatology, health, hygiene, intimate care, lip balm, LipBalmCraft, Lips, Moisturizing, personal care, self-care, Sensitive skin, skin, skincare, taboo, wellness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	4421
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Community Survival

Caringstaff, Chaos, Community, Contact, Discord, Enjoyable, Experience, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Help, Minecraft, Part of the Community, Player Base, pleasant, Plugins, Quality, quality of life, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to Community Survival. We are here to bring a pleasant and enjoyable experience back to survival. There are a few minor plugins to add to the quality of life you’ll experience, but rest assured the server is mostly a vanilla experience. Staff is always here to help. Here you will find our Discord link. The server is whitelisted to prevent others from causing chaos with our currently player base. If you would like to become whitelisted please contact our staff on Discord to become part of the Community. Enjoy!

Discord – discord.gg/HGdzEgKbhS

45.159.6.62:25768

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character customization, console gaming, CraftyDawntrail, DAWNTRAIL, Dungeons, Epic battles, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming Community, leveling up, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, PC Gaming, Raids, Returning Players, Server, Story-Driven

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6664

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we are so back with a server that will blow your mind! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking chickens. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn. But fear not, our brave player defeated the unicorn with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive mini-game where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, play soccer with creepers, and race against your friends on flying pigs. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. We are so back and we can’t wait to see you there!

TarkovCraft – Minecraft Server

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, Eft, escape from tarkov, Gun Builder, Head eyes, Minecraft, newfags, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, Russian spyware, Server, spt, Tarkov community, Tarkov discussion, tarkov needs, Tarkov resources, Tarkov updates, TarkovCraft, written guide

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a raid in Escape from Tarkov? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break could be your last, just like getting head-eyes in Tarkov!

We’ve got patch notes longer than the line at the therapist’s office, so you know we’re always updating and improving the server. Plus, our Russian spyware is top-notch – just ask our resident hacker, Steve.

Need a break from building? Head over to our Arena website where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t worry about running out of ammo, our ammo charts will make sure you’re always locked and loaded.

Feeling overwhelmed by all the options? Don’t worry, our gun builder website has an overswing calculator to help you perfect your weapon of choice. And for all you newfags out there, we’ve got guides and trackers to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those pesky head-eyes – they’ll get you every time!

CraftyTruth Minecraft Server

acceptance, coming to terms, confronting the past, CraftyTruth, difficult truth, emotional pain, facing reality, facing the truth, growth, hard truths, harsh reality, inner turmoil, life lessons, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful lessons, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Truth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	140	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Once you step foot on our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of the Minecraft universe. Want to know why creepers explode? Or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Our talking cow has all the answers…if you can handle the truth!

But beware, once you learn the truth, there’s no going back. Some players have been known to go mad from the revelations and start building giant statues of chickens all over the server. Will you be able to handle the truth or will you end up like the rest of them?

So come join our server if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

2020sMemeCraft

2020s, 2020sMemeCraft, audience perception, character archetypes, cinematic trends, class stereotypes, comedic tropes, cultural representation, Diversity, entertainment industry, film industry, Future, Gender Roles, historical context, Media portrayal, movies, racial stereotypes, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, Storytelling techniques

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	2900	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	122

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the wild and wacky stereotypes of the 2020s! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate virtual time capsule of this crazy era.

Picture this: in our server, you can witness the legendary Toilet Paper Wars of 2020, where players fought tooth and nail for the last roll of precious TP. Will you be the one to emerge victorious in this epic battle?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaotic world of Zoom meetings gone wrong, where players must navigate through glitchy screens and awkward virtual backgrounds to complete quests and challenges. Can you survive the dreaded “You’re on mute” curse?

And let’s not forget about the Great Banana Bread Bake-Off of 2020, where players compete to see who can bake the most delicious loaf of banana bread. Will you rise to the occasion and claim the title of Master Baker?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness of the 2020s like never before. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in this virtual world!

SquidSquadCraft

Animal Behavior, animal groups, animal names, aquatic animals, cephalopods, collective nouns, group names, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine life, ocean creatures, ocean wildlife, sea creatures, sea life, squad, squad of squid, Squid, squid group, squid squad, SquidSquadCraft, underwater animals

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	838694
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

So, like, imagine a place where squids rule the land, man. They’re all like, “we are the squad, bow down to us!” And you’re just there, like, “whoa, I wanna be part of this crazy squad!”

Join our server and become part of the epic squid squad, where you can ride on giant squids through the ocean and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty ink gun.

But that’s not all, dude. We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest treasures in the land. And the only way to get in is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling diamonds.

So come on, join us and be part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Squid squad forever, bro!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Farms Harvested:	249	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

146.59.53.122:26150

PixelPoliticians Minecraft Server

biracial families, conservative values, cultural acceptance, Diversity, family dynamics, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage trends, Minecraft, mixed race families, Multiculturalism, PixelPoliticians, political affiliation, political beliefs, political marriage, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial identity, republicans, Server, social commentary, societal norms, societal perceptions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We’ve got a community of players who are so diverse, even the creepers are confused!

Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

MineMemez Minecraft Server

Access, Archive, Archiving, backup, concerning, data, Digital, historical, INFORMATION, internet, Link, Minecraft, MineMemez, ONLINE, preservation, Records, Resource, Resources, Server, Storage, Technology, web, Website

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that farts rainbows. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!