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TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

binge-worthy, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, haven’t watched, long tail tags, must watch, Mystery, new shows, old shows, Popular, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, streaming, television, Thriller, trending, tv shows, TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.

And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.

Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot

NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

anti-consumerism, consumerism, declutter, Free Items, Giveaway, materialism, Minimalism, no thank you, NoFreeDiamondsOrElse, not for me, not interested, not my style, not needed, pass, personal boundaries, possessions, Refuse, REJECT, Unnecessary, unwanted gifts, unwanted items

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

VirusCraft – Pneumonia Panic!

healthy adults, Human Metapneumovirus, lung infection, Panic, pneumonia, pneumonia awareness, pneumonia complications, pneumonia diagnosis, pneumonia in adults, pneumonia in healthy individuals, pneumonia management, pneumonia prevention, pneumonia risk factors, pneumonia symptoms, pneumonia treatment, respiratory disease, respiratory illness, respiratory infection, respiratory virus, severe pneumonia, viral infection, viral pneumonia, viruscraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	264	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u get hit with a virus that gives u severe pneumonia, but like, in the game! u gotta fight off the virus while also building ur epic base and battling creepers. it’s like a double whammy of excitement and danger. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!

Viceanarchy server minecraft

Anarchy, Battles, Boss Battles, donat, Economy, freedom, high performance, lags, Minecraft, PvP, Raids, Server, Stable Server, strategy, strength, Survival, Tournaments, treasure hunting, Viceanarchy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

The unique server of the anarchy, where everyone can become the master of their fate! We have no strict rules and restrictions, only freedom of action and endless possibilities.

Why should we choose us?

• Free cases and donat: each player receives bonuses without investments! Open the cases, get cool rewards and develop faster.

• Developed economy: Know how to earn! Broke, develop your enterprises, farm system or pirate – the choice is yours.

• Absolute freedom: the complete absence of privates is a system, destroy and protect your territories with the help of strength and cunning.

• PVP and survival: exciting battles, basement sieges, raids and a real struggle for resources. Only the strongest will survive!

• Weekly presentations: tournaments, treasure hunting, battles for the boss – participate and receive valuable prizes.

• Stable server: a minimum of lags and a high pharmacy – we provide a comfortable game at any time.

Come in to experience the real spirit of anarchy and show what you are capable of! There are no rules here, only your strategy and strength. Start your way right now!

45.93.200.14:25582

Lost Legacy Realms 1.20

#metalheads, 80s, 90s, adaptation, Anime, anime adaptation, bastard, classic metal, controversy, culture, heavy metal, japanese, Legacy, Lost, Manga, metalcore, Music, Nostalgia, old-school metal, Realms, references, rotting diarrhea, series

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ores Mined:	8045	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more metal than a headbanging octopus on a unicycle!

We’ve got more classic metal references than a grandma’s attic full of vinyl records.

But watch out, our server is filled with metalcore fans who think they’re hardcore but really just sound like a dying walrus.

Why are these Minecraft players like this? Who knows, but it’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss!

Come join us for a headbanging good time that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where metalcore reigns supreme.

SisterSquadCraft

co parenting, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, cultural values, domestic abuse, emotional burden, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, generational expectations, household chores, household responsibilities, parental responsibilities, parental support, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, single parent household, SisterSquadCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire household on your shoulders? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any annoying siblings or abusive dads in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your lazy sister eating all your food or leaving her dirty dishes for you to clean up. You can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet while you explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that you can always pack up your sister’s virtual belongings and send her off to her virtual dad’s house. No more screaming matches or emotional turmoil – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build, explore, and create your own happy place where you can finally be free from the burdens of family responsibilities.

ManhoodMysteriesMC SMP

anatomy, Communication, Confidence, emotions, Insecurities, male anatomy, manhood, ManhoodMysteriesMC, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Myths, performance anxiety, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, self esteem, sex, size matters, smp, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2959
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have crazy events like pig jousting tournaments and creeper karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure and memes. Trust me, you won’t find a better SMP out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!

Sock Stepper’s Paradise

clever insults, comedic insults, funny banter, funny comebacks, funny insults, funny jokes, funny one liners, funny quips, funny remarks, harmless insults, humorous comebacks, humorous insults, innocent insults, light-hearted banter, lighthearted insults, Paradise, playful banter, playful insults, silly insults, Sock, Steppers, witty comebacks, witty insults

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only insults you hear are “noob” and “git gud”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for hilarious and innocent insults that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join our server and experience a world where players roast each other with creative insults like “I hope your pickaxe breaks right before you find diamonds” or “May all your creepers be charged and your chickens be explosive!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Arena, where players face off in epic insult battles to see who can come up with the wittiest burns. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely of diamond blocks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most hilarious and outrageous insults in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Pixelated Keto Health Land

health, Keto, Land, pixelated

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u get hungry all the time? well this server is like the ultimate keto diet for ur virtual self! instead of eating bread and potatoes, u gotta eat virtual meat and veggies to survive. but don’t worry, it’s not all about the food. we also have epic quests where u gotta fight off evil mobs with ur keto powers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that’s been infused with the power of bacon. so come join us on this crazy keto minecraft adventure and get ready to level up ur metabolic health while having a blast!

Hubris SMP

Admin-led, Builders, Creative, Events, Hubris, Limited Spaces, Minecraft, Modded, passionate, Recruitment, Roleplay, S01, Server, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, supportive environment, unique gameplay, Vetting Process, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crops Grown:	8797
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Server Details
Base Modpack	Builder’s Paradise 2 with ~20 custom mods
Dedicated Server	Running 24/7 for seamless and reliable gameplay
Focus	Building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making
Roleplay & Events	Freedom to pitch ideas, create roles, and join or lead engaging community-driven events
Unique Gameplay	Custom mods and admin-led surprises ensure a dynamic and ever-evolving experience

Requirements
Microphone required	For proximity and voice chat features
Stream-friendly	Some members are streaming, and you may appear in their broadcasts
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us foster a positive and welcoming community

Why Join Hubris SMP
A supportive environment for builders and storytellers
Collaborative gameplay where your ideas and creativity shape the experience
Admin-led events to enhance the SMP’s story and create unforgettable moments
Streamer-friendly rules to ensure smooth interaction, whether on or off-camera

FAQ

1. How can I join Hubris SMP?

To join Hubris SMP, you can join the vetting server through the link provided and go through the vetting process.

2. What is the base modpack for the server?

The base modpack for Hubris SMP is Builder’s Paradise 2, which includes around 20 custom mods for added creativity.

3. Are there any specific requirements to join the server?

Yes, a microphone is required for proximity and voice chat features. The server is also stream-friendly, and there is a vetting process to ensure a positive community environment.

4. What can I expect from the gameplay on Hubris SMP?

Players can expect a focus on building, storytelling, and collaborative decision-making. The server also hosts roleplay events and unique gameplay experiences with custom mods.

5. How many spots are available on Hubris SMP?

As the community is already growing, there are only a few spots remaining on Hubris SMP. Interested players are encouraged to sign up soon to secure their spot.