Techcraft Minecraft Servers

Techcraft Minecraft Servers

  • TechCraft Server – Where Tech Workers Unite!

    TechCraft Server – Where Tech Workers Unite!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5057
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and fun!

    We offer interview practice sessions where you can practice your negotiation skills by haggling with villagers for better prices on their goods. Want to know your expected salary as a Minecraft player? We got you covered with our Salary Stuff feature where you can learn how to negotiate for the best deals in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience layoffs in Minecraft? Well, now you can with our Layoffs feature where you can witness mobs getting fired from their jobs for not meeting their quota of dropping loot. It’s a cutthroat world out there in Minecraft, and we’re here to show you the harsh realities of the blocky universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, don’t disclose your current salary to the creepers, they might explode with jealousy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!

    TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8507
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs!

    2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Rainbow Sheep that poops out gold nuggets.

    3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Don’t worry, they still explode, but with glitter and rainbows!

    4. Our staff team consists of trained dolphins who communicate with players through sonar waves. They also perform synchronized water shows every hour.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid with a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PFASSmasherCraft

    PFASSmasherCraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 7818
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

    Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

    AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2645
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information:

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord Invite Link Discord Invite Link
    Apply Here Apply Here

    Overview:

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

    Features:

    • The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
    • Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy travel
    • Land-claiming system
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Creative server for building
    • External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

    Rules:

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

    Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

    A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

    Q: Can players trade with each other?

    A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

    Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

    A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

    SeetheCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9844
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Dimension Hops: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Crops Grown: 6678 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3302
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3742 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

    BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7223
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

    Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 7265
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Emeralds Found: 4690
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 98
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Mines Excavated: 3582 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 3563
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Votes: 7633
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Villages Defended: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 7558
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ores Mined: 7387 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8009
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Alien Abductions: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 2665
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

    Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

    But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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