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BeepBoiCraft

aita, BeepBoiCraft, countryside, countryside driving, cyclist, cyclist behavior, Driving, emergency, england, Frustration, Horn, lay-by, lying.., MAMILs, narrow roads, pull over, road etiquette, road rage, rude cyclists, Rural, traffic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

SadSMPTravelz

Abandoned, Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, Destination, Downtrodden, eerie, Experience, gloomy, Haunting, HEARTBREAK, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Memories, regret, Sadness, SadSMPTravelz, Somber, sorrowful, travel

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5008
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

InsecuritiesCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, biggest insecurity, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, flaws, imperfections, InsecuritiesCraft, Insecurity, personal insecurities, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, societal pressure

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7761	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	245	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

historical event, KiwiCraft, loss at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime tragedy, Military, Minecraft, naval disaster, naval fleet, naval history, naval memorial, naval ship, naval vessel, naval warfare, Navy, new zealand, New Zealand history, sea, Server, Tragedy, warship, ww2

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

action, Beirut strikes, chief, Crisis, foreign relations, hezbollah, iran, Iran news, Iranian government, Iranian military, Iranian officials, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military leadership, missing, News Update, out of contact, political turmoil, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	165
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	145	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3215	Ores Mined:	8609

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

bartering, Broomstix, Claims, crossplay, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land Claim, Magic, Map, market, No Griefing, Pets, PvP, Quests, responsive staff, rule, Server, Shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial, unlock, Voting, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Emeralds Found:	5406	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3511

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

advice, Ave Christus Rex, BIBLE, Christ, christ jesus, CHRISTIANS, Church, deceptive spam, discussions, FAITH, home, ITT, Listen, Minecraft, Mythology, Pagan, royal, scripture, Server, shake the dust, Social Issues, tax collector., theology, TOWN, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Enchantments Applied:	121
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mines Excavated:	2832
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

#youtube, Character, Combos, Fundamentals guide, general, general discussion, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, smp, Steam, Steam Link, tekgen, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9825
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

Communication Issues, divorced parents, Emotional Safety, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter conflict, household rules, invasion of privacy, Living, living arrangements, living with parents, lock removal, mom, MomCraft, parental decisions, personal space, privacy, room privacy, Server, sibling relationships, teenage girl, teenage rebellion, trust issues, Wins

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.