TechAddictMC Minecraft Servers

TechAddictMC Minecraft Servers

  • TechAddictMC SMP

    TechAddictMC SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 5434
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4606
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 1577
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 288 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the Stone Age on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the Willy Wonka factory of technology! We’ve got flying pigs that deliver your items straight to your base, diamond armor that gives you the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes, and even a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day long. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!

    Putin’sCraft: Where the West gets griefed by the Russian Empire!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7114
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Mines Excavated: 3927 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7361

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us as we embark on a quest to build the most INSANE structures, battle mythical creatures, and conquer new lands!

    Who needs to worry about the Russian Empire when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own blocky kingdom? No fake and gay service bubbles here, just pure EPICNESS!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world what true Minecraft warriors are made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blame the Creeper

    Blame the Creeper
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4730
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 9846
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool

    PirateCraft: Where Piracy is Totally Cool
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 7432
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Ores Mined: 5002
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Emeralds Found: 8439
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Arrr mateys! Are you tired of sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you pirates out there! Join us and plunder treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pirate ship that is said to be haunted by the ghost of Blackbeard himself. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the cursed loot hidden within?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater cave filled with rare sea creatures and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance – it’s been known to drag unsuspecting players down to their doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime. But remember, piracy is bad – unless you’re playing Minecraft, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone

    Crafty EuroLatinx Fun Zone
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2530
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Votes: 3658 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Europeans and latinx actually enjoy playing Minecraft together! 🤣🎮

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question reality. Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have been spotted trying to join in on the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves dance to the beat of the music. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that Europeans and latinx could bond over a game about building and mining? 😂🌍🔨

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Mine

    Girl Power Mine
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2370
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the girl characters are the real QUEENS of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with GLITTER and UNICORNS as we embark on crazy adventures together.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of girl gamers decided to take over the Minecraft world. With their PINK DIAMOND SWORDS and RAINBOW ARMOR, they defeated the mighty Ender Dragon in record time. Legends say that their victory dance was so fierce, it caused a server-wide earthquake!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in FASHION SHOWS where the best-dressed player wins a virtual crown. You can also ride on SPARKLY UNICORNS through enchanted forests and build your own GLITTERY CASTLE fit for a princess.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the girl characters SHINE like the STARS

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools

    God’s Gaymers: Where Faggots Rule and Christianity Drools
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5436
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 147 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and LOLZ adventures.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest full of diamonds. But when they tried to take them, a pack of dancing skeletons appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off! It was a battle for the ages, but in the end, the player emerged victorious and claimed the diamonds as their prize. And that’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have EPIC mini-games like Creeper Bowling, Enderman Tag, and Zombie Soccer. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time. So come join us and let the LOLZ begin!

    Click here to watch a sneak peek of the madness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

    LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3265
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Reasons to Join:

    • 7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
    • 23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
    • Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
    • Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
    • Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
    • Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens

    Crafty AF: Where the F*ckery Happens
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 3917
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 220 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1521 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. It was like a Minecraft rave party!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that is guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’

    Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9864
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 384
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Potions Brewed: 175 Villages Defended: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is so epic that even Notch himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once built a giant statue of a chicken using only one block of dirt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NorgeCraft

    NorgeCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3161
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us and wake up Støre, the legendary Minecraft player who has been in a deep slumber for centuries. Legend has it that whoever can wake him up will be granted god-like powers and the ability to summon llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to the latest tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be sure to watch out for the zombie chickens…they’re known for their killer dance moves.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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