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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, squad edition, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, VShojo official channels, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Animals Bred:	76	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We got Hestia and Hotaru duking it out live, Michi just yapping away, and Nagi and Peke bringing the party vibes! And don’t forget about DBD, it’s a vibe, man.

Join us for some epic gaming moments and chill vibes. We got all your favorite VShojo peeps, like Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, and more! It’s a whole squad edition, baby! So come on in, ignore the haters, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together.

Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious fun! See you in the game, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5923	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mines Excavated:	3332	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Crops Grown:	4238

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2855
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3205	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7983	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!