Tech-Savvy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Quests 1.21.1

ETERNAL, technology dependence, parental influence, technology impact, internet addiction

Yo, bro, forget about your sad internet addiction, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build epic sh*t and mine for diamonds like a boss!

We don’t care if your parents were analog dinosaurs, on our server, everyone is welcome to unleash their inner digital warrior and conquer the virtual realm!

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your virtual horse, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced! Join us now and say goodbye to your internet addiction, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

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CraftyPhoneLand

CraftyPhoneLand, Lifestyle, mobile device, digital dependency., personal device

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

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Visa Scamming TikToks in Minecraft SMP

online humor, online content, Visa, visa fraud, social commentary

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled Indian TikTokers who specialize in visa scamming! That’s right, you’ll be building and mining alongside some of the most notorious scammers in the game. But don’t worry, they’ll only scam you out of diamonds, not your actual visa. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of fraud.

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Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

technology users, linux, open source, Users, Community

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

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UncleLaptopNoPay

family, Apple product, laptop, 20 year old, UncleLaptopNoPay

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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> Minecraft SMP: online banking account got blocked for building too many diamond castles

blocked, Cyber Security, Banking, smp, SECURITY

Are you tired of modern technology failing you at every turn? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only password you need to remember is the one to get into the server! No more online banking drama, just good old-fashioned mining and crafting.

We’ve all been there, trying to log into our online accounts only to be met with error messages and frustration. But fear not, on our server, the only error you’ll encounter is accidentally digging straight down into a pit of lava.

So say goodbye to online banking woes and hello to a world where the only letters you’ll receive are from your fellow players, inviting you to join in on the fun. Join our server today and leave modern tech troubles behind!

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FanBaseFrenzy Minecraft SMP

fan-bases, image, Gaming, social-networking, digital communities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We have llamas running for president, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers. Rumor has it he can lay enchanted eggs that grant wishes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Embrace the madness and join us today!

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x86_64ARMinecraft SMP: The CPU Connoisseur

Technology, advanced user, power user, IT, software

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers run by noobs who don’t even know the difference between x86_64 and ARM? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept power users who know their stuff. If you’re not running a high-end processor, you might as well go play on a potato.

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the world of Minecraft like true pros. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where only the strongest processors prevail, come join us on the most elite Minecraft SMP around. Just make sure to leave your weak CPUs at the door.

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BabyBlockBounce

Hospital, BabyBlockBounce, covid, Future, start up

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

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CraftyZombiePixels

Misinformation, fake AI images, digital age, online scams, internet culture

Are you tired of being bamboozled by fake AI images on Facebook like a boomer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the Gen Z equivalent of that! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated illusions that will make you question reality. From giant chickens that can moonwalk to secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, our server is a virtual playground of absurdity. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t believe everything you see!

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