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TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	169	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Void Gems Collected:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	72	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

Bastille, dark souls, Frustration, gamer problems, Gaming, Gaming Community, Lost, lost bastille, lost progress, Lost Souls, lost souls in challenging games, lost souls in dark souls, lost souls in difficult games, lost souls in gaming, lost souls in lost bastille, lost souls in video game dungeons, lost souls in video games, Rage Quit, Safer, soul loss, Souls, SoulSuckingCraft, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

addiction, AntiNormalfag, Assholes, BETRAYAL, college, Deception, dissatisfaction, Drugs, fake friends, Friends, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, Job, Loneliness, memes, Minecraft, normalfag, Online Community, regret, room, Server, theft, unhappiness, Unleash, wow nerds

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!