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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3501 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 63 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7198 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4813 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.