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Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP
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So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
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Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP
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And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
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Gilded Aegis
We are a mature server with over 2 1/2 years under our belt! Gilded Aegis offers a variety of activities for our players, from slaying mobs in our custom mob arena maps, building your ultimate skyblock empire, or creating a masterpiece in good old survival. The amount of things to do is plentiful!
Grief Prevention – Prevents all forms of griefing, including build/break, theft, fire, spawn camping, lava and more. New players get automatic claims around their first chests. Players who ask for help in chat get an instant link to a demonstration video.
Player-based Economy – Our server’s economy is run by the players. Just like a free market in the real world, the in-game economy is completely free and unrestricted. Earn your cash by PvP, auctioning items, using our Jobs plugin or simply trading with the Global Market.
Jobs – A plugin that pays you! A method of income in our server can be finding a job! We have plenty of unique jobs, from hunting to farming to mining. Earning money is not only easy but it will also train your mcMMO skills!
MobArena – A high pace wave based plugin that enables our players to play against an endless hoard of mobs! See how long you can survive alone or with friends. Play on multiple maps with a variety of classes specializing in unique roles!
mcMMO – A skill based plugin that rewards players with unique abilities that may or may not prove useful in combat and rewards!
Skyblock – An island based survival plugin that test your knoweldge of Minecraft and craftyness to the max! Complete challenges to earn rewards that will enable you to create a better island! If you want you can also build an island with your friend or friends!
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