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Sea gate hate thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of your hard drive dying on you every three years like clockwork? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, even our hard drives have unlimited lives! Join us and never worry about losing your precious data again – unless a creeper blows it up, of course. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on ancient hard drive burial grounds, giving your data extra protection against any digital demons that may try to corrupt it. So come join us and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Emeralds Found:	3046	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Crafting Fails: Where Even the OS Can’t Handle It

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	247

Are you tired of boring old servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build houses out of solid gold, and even turn your enemies into adorable baby zombies.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

CreepCrafters

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	199
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Have you ever walked into someone’s house and immediately thought, “I’m never visiting again”? Well, imagine that feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll never want to leave (in a good way, of course).

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But be warned, once you step foot in our virtual world, you may never want to go back to reality. From epic treasure hunts to insane parkour courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “I’m never leaving this Minecraft server!”

BlinkCraft: OverwhelmingVicElection

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4851
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition in venezuela won the election and now they are building a virtual utopia in the game. we have blinken as our mascot, he’s a legendary player who can blink in and out of existence to avoid getting ganked by creepers.

our server is so lit, we have custom mods that let you ride llamas into battle and shoot rainbows out of your hands. we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie politicians.

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Simply stealing your hearts while you try to survive! Join Simply LifeSteal today!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	113
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	We are Looking for competitive life steal lovers who would like to compete to be the greatest in our server and get the most hearts we have been working hard to make it as enjoyable as possible and crystal pvp is banned, we have a history of creating servers and would like to make this one a great experience for many players you are guaranteed to enjoy play on this server due to our very well thought out rules that makes pvp a way better experience this server is mostly vanilla with a voice chat mod and plugins that helps with balancing the game this server is only for java and only works on 1.21 this server is not p2w simple and limited members so join quickly

Description

We are Looking for competitive life steal lovers who would like to compete to be the greatest in our server and get the most hearts we have been working hard to make it as enjoyable as possible and crystal pvp is banned, we have a history of creating servers and would like to make this one a great experience for many players you are guaranteed to enjoy play on this server due to our very well thought out rules that makes pvp a way better experience this server is mostly vanilla with a voice chat mod and plugins that helps with balancing the game this server is only for java and only works on 1.21 this server is not p2w simple and limited members so join quickly

Here’s our discord server if you’re interested:

https://discord.gg/pZWY2K6H

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is crystal pvp allowed on the server?	No, crystal pvp is banned on our server for a better experience.
What version of Minecraft does the server work on?	The server only works on Java version 1.21.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win. It is simple and limited members.

MineCraft Hype – /gig/ Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Enchantments Applied:	117
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Emeralds Found:	8598	Royal Courts Attended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	773102	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Votes:	704
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us for a chance to team up with Emilie: Iridescent Trail, the ultimate Minecraft warrior who will lead you to victory! Need a hand? Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hands to lend, including Lil’ Buddy who will have your back no matter what.

But that’s not all! Take part in our wild events like “An Introduction to Perfumery” where you can craft the most fragrant potions in all of Minecraft. Or dive into “Summertide Scales and Tales” for a chance to win epic loot and prizes.

And let’s not forget about our current character banner featuring Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – the fiercest warriors in all the land. Plus, our weapon banner includes the Verdict (Claymore) and the Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) for all your battling needs.

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the ghost of Snow Ball II haunts the land, causing chaos and mischief wherever she goes. Will you be able to appease her spirit with offerings of fish and catnip? Or will you fall victim to her spectral pranks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who worship a giant potato god named Spudrick. Join their cult and gain access to exclusive potato-themed gear and privileges. Just be careful not to anger Spudrick, or you may find yourself buried alive in a mountain of potatoes!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what craziness awaits around the next corner!

TestedCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Void Gems Collected:	21
Zombie Dances:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the last diamond! No need to worry about STIs here, just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, we have a special feature where if you hook up with two of your friends in-game, you get a special diamond sword! Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you count the time Steve stole all your diamonds, that’s a whole other story.

TehranTNTCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	139
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a bomb smuggled into Tehran guesthouse? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We’re talking about crazy adventures, like when a llama rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only a scratch. And don’t even get me started on the time a creeper tried to start a dance party but ended up blowing up the whole village instead. Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles that will make you feel like a total boss. So come join us and be a part of the madness, cuz this server is the real deal!

AntarcticIceShelfExplorers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	208
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

hey u! YEAH U! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’ll make ur brain explode with excitement?? well u gotta join this server cuz we just discovered some CRAZY stuff beneath antarctica’s ice shelf! like, we found GIANT features that are so mysterious u won’t believe ur eyes! our underwater robotic survey team went down there and uncovered some mind-blowing secrets that will blow ur mind! join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows what else we’ll find down there?! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let’s explore together!

Boomer Factions PVP: Where All the Cool Kids Play!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
Bedrock IP	103.152.196.66 (Port: 19132)
Discord Invite Link	https://discord.gg/9HCEnCq8

Server Features

Our survival PVP map has JUST gone to factions, meaning its a new map and a GREAT time to join and get ahead with your team. We have the old enchanting system but a bunch of custom enchants you can get with the enchanting table or through villager trades. The whole world is custom terraformed with temples and shrines to be found, as well as HEAPS of survival pvp bases UNCLAIMED and READY to be RAIDED. We have an active discord and 5-15 players on most times, its great fun and the balance top and mcmmo top are not that old so you can get ontop easily!! The server is hosted in sydney on a dedicated machine meaning its always online, Im the owner and im active MOST of the day to help and answer questions, come and hang out.

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft Java Edition.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchants that can be obtained through the enchanting table or villager trades.

Q: Can I join with Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, you can join using the Bedrock IP provided.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: There are usually 5-15 players online at most times.

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join a server where the drama is as wild as a soap opera? Imagine a world where your dad’s tiny white dick is getting cuckolded by big black cocks… Wait, what?! Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy, even your dad is getting in on the action. He’s ready to dive into the world of BBC cuckolding because he can’t resist those videos he’s been watching. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next on our server!