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Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Backlash, Character, comedy, Community, controversy, criticism, discussion, Familiar, fanbase, FANTASY, forum, humor, internet, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, Otaku, roast, shitty, shouta magatsuchi, Shoutas, witch

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

back, Behavior, behaviorism, best behavior, blocky, control, CREEPERS, death, Find, find you, Life, McBlockface, mother nature, Nature, power, Rule The World, Ruling, Sleep, society, Turning, turning back, welcome, world

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Ride or Die Craft

Craft, Die, Ride

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	6408
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

#revelation, Clarity, confusion, CREEPERS, doubt, epiphany, pondering, Questioning, realization, right, Saying, uncertainty, Understanding, Whoa, WhoaCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	4204	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

body shaming, bullying, Debunked, Debunking, double standards, equality, feminism, gender, insult, internet culture, Minecraft, Misogyny, online harassment, roastie, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

Anime, AnimeObsessionCraft, Boredom, Cultural, Curiosity, Entertainment, escapism, hobby, influence, Interest, Media, obsidian, obsure reason, peer pressure, Recommendation, Social, Started, storytelling, trend, Unconventional, Unique, waifus, Watching

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

battle, blocky, Die, ends, ETERNAL, INFERNAL, KHOMANIAC, outcome, Royale.., War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

Brit, British Art, british culture, British education, british entertainment, British fashion, british food, British History, British holidays, British landmarks, British language, British literature, British Monarchy, british music, British politics, British society, British sports, British technology, British traditions, meme, Minecraft, subject edition, TEAM, uk

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	6597	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

LOLzCraft, Server, Sound

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Emeralds Found:	9957	Love Letters Sent:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.