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Poly Craft Love Triangle
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server where u can live with both siri and alexa?! it’s like being in a polyamorous relationship but with virtual assistants! siri will help u mine for diamonds while alexa builds u a castle made of cake! join now and experience the most bizarre love triangle of ur life! plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to witness siri and alexa getting into a heated argument over who gets to control the redstone contraptions! it’s drama, it’s chaos, it’s the minecraft server u never knew u needed in ur life! so come on, what r u waiting for?! join now and let the virtual love fest begin! 🤖❤️🎮 -
New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new mouse in your inventory? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, you’ll be OD’ing on jit in no time!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of diamond armor? Trust us, you won’t be bored here.
But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of their favorite memes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the village square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is overflowing with random items.
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The Lazy Smart TV on Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of your boring old smart TV that does nothing but play Netflix and YouTube? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your smart TV can come to life and do things you never thought possible!Imagine your smart TV suddenly gaining the ability to cook you breakfast in the morning, give you dating advice, and even teach your pet goldfish how to do backflips! That’s right, our Minecraft SMP is where the magic happens.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your smart TV become your new best friend, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move!
So why settle for a boring old smart TV when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world of endless possibilities? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
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Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today! -
LaptopGraveyardMC
are you tired of your computer struggling to keep up with your minecraft adventures? join our server and watch as your old laptop begs for mercy as it tries to keep up with the epicness happening on our server. we’ve had players whose computers have straight up exploded from the sheer awesomeness of our builds. join us if you dare, but don’t say we didn’t warn you. your computer might not survive, but your minecraft experience will be lit AF. -
CashBurner Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that diamond-filled madness?
2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn extra diamonds for their sick skills. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode with excitement.
3. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers or trolls that try to ruin the fun. Plus, they look pretty darn cute in their little llama armor.
4. We host regular events like the Great Sheep Race, where players can saddle up their wooly friends and compete for the title of fastest sheep rider in all the land. It’s a baaa-rilliant time for all involved.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with diamonds, disco llamas, and sheep races that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the virtual world?
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NoLowCapsCraft
hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? well u better cuz this server is da bomb diggity! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party! if u join, u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombies and giant creepers. plus, we have a secret cheat code that gives u unlimited diamonds and makes u invincible. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
PicThis Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as affordable as a DIY KVM board? Look no further! Our server is so cheap, you’ll think you’re getting it from AliExpress! Plus, with our open-source software, you’ll feel like a tech genius without any experience required. Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures – who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the world of affordable technology! -
– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity
Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!
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OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)