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Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	745	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Items Found:	7968	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2789
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Farms Harvested:	577	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.