Tech Firm MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HubbyFail Minecraft Server

husband, poor planning, small company, Accountability, test

Are you tired of sharing a workspace with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more fighting over who gets the quiet room for important meetings or tests. On our server, you can build your own virtual office with as many meeting rooms as you need, without any interruptions from your partner.

Imagine a world where you can work in peace and harmony, without worrying about someone blaming you for their lack of concentration. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can focus on your career goals without any distractions. Plus, you can unleash your creativity by designing the ultimate home office that suits your needs.

Don’t let your partner’s poor planning ruin your chances of success. Join our Minecraft server today and take control of your work-from-home experience. Who knew virtual office space could be so liberating and entertaining? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos and build your dream workspace in Minecraft!

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TerrorCraft Minecraft Server

payment, former employee, legal action, freedom of speech, TerrorCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than an israeli tech firm! we’ll pay you €35k just for joining and causing chaos by calling everything a terrorist state! build your own empire and watch it crumble just like this tech firm did! who needs a job when you can play minecraft all day and get paid for it? join now and let the madness begin!

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GiftReject Minecraft Server

Upset, Gifts, Conflict, appreciation, clothes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted gifts from your girlfriend and her mom! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual treasures and no pressure to wear dress shoes or jewelry (unless you want to, of course).

Imagine a world where running shoes are optional and having only 4 pairs of shoes is considered normal. On our server, you can be yourself without the fear of being shamed for your minimalist shoe collection. And don’t worry, no one will drop off new sandals at your virtual doorstep without your consent.

So come on over and escape the gift-giving drama in the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be receiving is endless fun!

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BoyfriendlessBlockParty

Communication, exhaustion, Understanding, Decision making, Miscommunication.

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving a party early is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for epic adventures and never worry about being judged for wanting to head home early.

On our server, you can call a virtual cab and leave the party whenever you please, no questions asked. Pour yourself a virtual drink and relax in the comfort of your own virtual home, without any judgment from your virtual boyfriend.

Don’t worry about making a scene or embarrassing anyone, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come join us and never feel guilty for wanting to leave early again!

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VintageCraft Minecraft Server

old school, vintage, Historic, Server, vintage style

Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft servers were filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun? Well, those days are back, baby! Join our server and experience the nostalgia of a time when creepers were the least of your worries.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. Legend has it that the house was so magnificent, it attracted a dragon who now guards it with its life. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the house as your own? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, the elusive dancing pig. Yes, you heard that right. These pigs have moves that would put Beyonce to shame. Join our server and witness the spectacle for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The craziness awaits!

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KarmaCraft: Cash Out Edition

MONEY, Splurge, shopping, KarmaCraft, Financial

Are you tired of just collecting useless internet points? Well, on our Minecraft server, every karma point you earn can be exchanged for actual cold hard cash! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, on our server, karma is the real currency!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy…but beware of the killer gummy bears!

So come join us on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player in Minecraft history just by racking up those karma points!

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Macron’s Civil WarCraft

Macron, far right, Conflict, Political unrest, Warns

join our epic minecraft server or else french president emmanuel macron will start a civil war in minecraft!! the stakes are high, folks. but fear not, for on our server, you can build the most epic castles and fortresses to protect yourself from macron’s wrath. join now and be a part of the resistance against the far left and far right factions in minecraft. who knew virtual block building could be so intense? join now or face the consequences of a virtual civil war!

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PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet

conundrum, privacy, sanitation, unsolved, TOILET

So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ModPFC Makeover: Unconscious Beauty Boost

facial recognition, Medial Prefrontal Cortex, Perception, neurological effects, Cognitive science

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally change ur perception of attractiveness without u even knowing it! how crazy is that?

imagine building ur dream house while ur brain is being modulated in the medial prefrontal cortex. u won’t even know what hit u, but suddenly everything will look 10 times more attractive. u’ll be like, “wow, that block of dirt is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!”

not only that, but this server is filled with the most insane stories u’ll ever hear. like, did u know that the creepers on this server are actually secret agents working for the government? they’re not trying to blow u up, they’re just trying to gather intel on ur building skills.

so come join us on this crazy, mind-bending server. who knows what u’ll discover about urself and ur perception of attractiveness. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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VanillaRIP

Survival, RIP, Vanilla, BUILD, Play

A fun creative place for friends to build play and make new friends while enjoying minecraft in a vanilla environment.

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