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Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	388	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	443399
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4128	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4263	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	54
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Star Shards Collected:	272	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Votes:	6127	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	238	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2681	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.