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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 885 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a diamond sword in a world of stone tools! Join us and experience the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the wildest shenanigans this side of the Nether!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”
