First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?
Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.
Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.
Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Laptop Sticker Dragon, a mythical creature that hoards the rarest and most coveted stickers in all the land. Rumor has it that if you can collect enough stickers and impress the Dragon with your sticker swag, you’ll be granted access to the secret Sticker Kingdom where all your wildest sticker dreams come true.
So grab your laptop, slap on your favorite stickers, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows, you might just become the Sticker King or Queen of the server!
Picture yourself roaming the land with a moveset of Metal Claw, Ice Punch, Waterfall, and Earthquake, taking down any challengers in your path. And forget about just battling, you can hunt, forage, workout, chill in the hot springs, and even form your own gang or guild.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered about the…anatomy of a feraligatr? Let’s just say, things get a little wild when it comes to mating season. With a 7-foot tall feraligatr, you can only imagine the size of…well, you get the picture.
So come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience the Pokemon world like never before. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a feraligatr’s…unique features.
Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, even the chickens are wearing armor!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties this side of the End Portal. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco ball, you’ll gain access to the legendary Chicken Dance Dance Revolution mini-game.
So why aren’t you using 4get /g? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – just watch out for those dancing creepers!
We don’t have privates, whales, teleports, mini-games or other nonsense. Our server adheres to the concept of a pure vanilla server where players create their own atmosphere.
Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination.
Server goal:
Many servers are created just to make money.
Our priority is the development and improvement of the project,
and with development, the audience, the interest of players, and, consequently, earnings will grow.
Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited:
We ban people for griefing and restore damaged buildings
Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.
IP: vanillium.xyz
mc.vanillium.xyz