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MineCraftyMemes Server

alt girl, Alt guy, avoidance behavior, awkward encounter, Be at Uni, Be me, Black Sabbath T-shirt, drive home, ex, Flashbacks, Introvert, lay in bed, math class, MineCraftyMemes, missed opportunity, parking lot, regret, Scared, Server, Short blue hair, social anxiety, tool

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

>So, imagine a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward encounters with blue-haired alt girls who remind you of your ex! Join our server and never have to worry about turning a 90-degree angle to avoid conversation ever again. Plus, we have a secret Black Sabbath T-shirt club where you can bond with fellow players over your love for classic rock. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive your cringiest moments in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

The Catering Canary Minecraft SMP

canary, Catering, catering business, catering company, catering equipment, catering events, catering industry, catering management, catering marketing, catering menu, catering menu ideas, catering services, catering staff, catering supplies, catering tips, catering trends, event planning, food service, Hospitality, Minecraft, smp, the canary of catering

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Divine Spears Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem! Join us at the canary of catering, where we promise to serve up a deliciously wild experience like no other.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to track down this elusive bird will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us at the canary of catering and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

GFJobSearchCraft

Benefits, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family, finances, Future, GFJobSearchCraft, Girlfriend, Job, laziness, love, MONEY, relationship, responsibilities, Support, support system, work-life balance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Mines Excavated:	4714

Are you tired of supporting your partner’s coffee and nail habits? Do you feel like you’re the only one bringing home the bacon while they sit at home all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again!

Join our server and escape the real world where your partner mooches off of you and enjoy a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive on your own terms. No more buying coffee or nails for anyone but yourself!

With 60-70 hours of work a week, you deserve a break and a chance to find someone who truly adds value to your life. So come on over to our server and leave all those real-life relationship woes behind. Who needs a partner when you have Minecraft, right?

TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward family moments, awkward moment, AwkwardCraft, Calm, coping mechanisms, cringe-worthy moments, dealing with awkwardness, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing stories, family dynamics, Family Events, family gathering, family relationships, family reunions, handling awkward moments, navigating awkward situations, social awkwardness, social situations, uncomfortable family gatherings, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

compensation, discrimination, Edition, employee rights, employment dispute, employment rights, Ex-Twitter, ExTwitter, hardcore email, labor laws, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, Musk, MuskCraft, Server, silicon valley, social media, tech industry, unfair dismissal, Whistleblower, worker, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	107	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
New Chunks Explored:	424709	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	194
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.