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HypotheticalCraft SMP: The Blocky Brain Teasers

TEASERS, education, reserve, $100 Australian, dirt cheap

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where every block is made of pure Atari tokens (ATRI) and the only currency accepted is loose change!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you invest all your spare change into ATRI, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. Plus, if you buy up all the reserve, you’ll become as rare as rocking horse shit – now who wouldn’t want that?

And did we mention that the server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are obsessed with Atari? They’ll guide you on your quest to become the richest player in the land, all while cracking hilarious jokes and serving up llama-themed snacks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Atari crypto millionaire.

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Blocky Brain Teasers

brain game, jiggie, digital puzzle, jiggie.fun, Logic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up (just kidding, they still blow you up).

Our server is so amazing that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. We have a secret underground base where we throw epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon and even have a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether (watch out for the lava slides!).

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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ToddlerTroubleMC

daycare, Conflict Resolution, ToddlerTroubleMC, Resentment, child care

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who just need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join us for some much-needed relaxation and fun as you escape into a world of blocks and mobs. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and destress after a long day of dealing with toddlers who refuse to sleep.

We understand the importance of a regular schedule, which is why our server is always up and running, ready for you to jump in whenever you need a break. Plus, with our outrageous events and crazy stories, you’ll never want to log off!

So come join us on our server, where you can leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs daycare when you have Minecraft?

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PhasedOutMinecraftSMP

temporary fixations, PhasedOutMinecraftSMP, phases of discovery, growing up, hobbies

Remember that time you were really into collecting toenail clippings and making sculptures out of them? Yeah, we all have those phases. But fear not, because now you can join our Minecraft SMP and leave all those weird hobbies behind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional llama parade. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond stash hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So say goodbye to your toenail art collection and hello to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs…they’re known to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

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CraftyCreeper University

Passion, Academia, CraftyCreeper, Subject, career

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

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CokeCraft: Where Everything Seems Great!

long-term effects, mental health, CokeCraft, dopamine regulation, brain function

so, like, this server is like a virtual cocaine trip for your brain, man. you join and suddenly everything seems great, like you’re on top of the world. the blocks look brighter, the mobs look friendlier, and the diamonds sparkle like never before. it’s like a whole new level of high, but without the nasty side effects.

come join us and experience the ultimate dopamine rush in the world of Minecraft. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and mine for precious resources like never before. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the fun never stops.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and get ready for the ride of your life. who needs drugs when you have this Minecraft server to get your fix? let’s get high on blocks together, man.

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Product Server

Community, Adventure, Gaming, Exploration, ONLINE

This server is a small smp server that I maintain as a hobby. Much of the text in the game is in Japanese, but it is my opinion that you will have no problem playing even if you don’t understand the Japanese. Also you can join with bedrock edition!

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me on discord!

mc.ruruna.net

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FemCraft Minecraft Server

egalitarians, FEMINISTS, cock carousel, rich white women, Demand

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in true equality for all, unlike those crazy feminists out there! Join us and fight against the evil rich white women who want to prolong their cock carousel whore phase by killing babies (yes, you read that right).

On our server, we support the black homeless man suffering on the road and help those in need, unlike those feminists who only care about themselves. We are the true egalitarians who will fight against the creepy supremacy movement of feminism and align ourselves with the underprivileged.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those feminists what true equality looks like! Plus, we have some epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. See you there!

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SMPQueenSlayer – Minecraft SMP >WCW dies

smp, wrestling promotions, wrestling fans, SMPQueenSlayer, WCW

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that die out faster than a WWE storyline? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: WCW dies, TNA rises from the ashes like a phoenix, only to die again. But fear not, because AEW swoops in like a hero in spandex to save the day. And just when you think it’s all over, Money Mark decides to resurrect WCW 2.0 because, well, why the heck not?

Join our server for the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs stability when you can have drama, plot twists, and a whole lot of questionable decisions? So come on, why replicate a dead fed when you can join us and be part of the madness? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!

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DaughterDrama Minecraft Server

evicting daughter, tough time, Covid laws, odd jobs, grifter

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of owning a town home with questionable tenants!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the wild world of Alexis and her never-ending saga of roommates and ex-boyfriends. From grifters to lawyers, you’ll never know what kind of character you’ll encounter next!

Witness the epic battle between a mom determined to evict her daughter and a daughter who just can’t seem to pay rent on time. Will justice prevail? Will the housing bubble burst before the drama ends? Only time will tell on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, come join us and experience the thrill of virtual real estate drama like never before!

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