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Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

Crafty, cyców, cyców japońskich, EDYCJA, edycja cyców, edycja cyców japońskich, japońskich, Minecraft, Polish, polska, polska edycja, polska edycja cyców, polska edycja cyców japońskich, polska edycja japońskich, polska japońskich, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, fear of regret, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria acceptance, gender dysphoria confusion, gender dysphoria help, gender dysphoria struggles, gender dysphoria support, gender dysphoria therapy, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Identity, gender transition, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, smp, societal expectations, Theyre, Transgender, transitioning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	632
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Star Shards Collected:	172	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

LocksNBlocks

bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Door, family, Home Protection, key, Locks, LocksNBlocks, parenting, privacy, relationship, Respect, Safe, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

SMP_SocialMediaIck

annoyances, digital annoyances, digital etiquette, digital habits, digital pet peeves, internet annoyances, online annoyances, online behavior, online habits, online pet peeves, Pet Peeves, SMP_SocialMediaIck, social media, social media annoyances, social media behavior, social media etiquette, social media habits, social media pet peeves, social media trends.

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	93	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9928

Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

ExCraftedLoveLessons

acceptance, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, compromise, emotional intelligence, ExCraftedLoveLessons, forgiveness, growth mindset., healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, moving on, past relationship, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Trust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

9/11 Date Confusion

9/11, american history, anniversary, commemoration, confusion, Cultural differences, date, date format, date notation, global impact, historical event, International, memorial, Memory, Remembrance, September 11, Significance, solidarity, terrorist attack, Tragedy, Unity, world perspective

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a disco farm up in here! and the creepers? oh man, they do stand-up comedy on the weekends, they’re a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.

so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!

Warp Drive Collapse: Gravity Wave Fun

advanced propulsion, Astrophysics, Black Holes, collapse, DRIVE, exotic physics, Fun, Futuristic technology, General Relativity, gravitational wave detection, gravitational waves, gravity, interstellar travel, scientific discovery, scientific research, space exploration, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical models, theoretical physics, theoretical predictions, Warp, warp drive, WAVE, wormholes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7849	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat has gravitational waveforms from warp drive collapse? yea u heard me right, we got dat futuristic sci-fi shizz goin on in dis server. imagine mining for diamonds while dodging collapsing warp drives, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐

SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, amiami, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, Bluetooth, Cancelling, collaboration, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, merch, Minecraft, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, TikTok widget, twitter, twitter widget, vods

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	5003
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to play with the one and only Gawr Gura herself! Swim through oceans of fun, build epic underwater bases, and battle mobs with the power of shark teeth (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got custom songs that will have you dancing in your diamond armor, and exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

Don’t miss out on the Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun event, where you can snag limited edition goodies to show off your love for all things Hololive. And hey, if you need to tune out the sound of your friend’s terrible building skills, grab a pair of AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds – they cancel out noise better than a Creeper explosion!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make some waves with Gawr Gura and the gang. Just watch out for any stray dolphins – they’re known for stealing your diamonds when you least expect it!

Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

anthro MC, Bara, compilation, Contribution, desuarchive, Femboy, Furry, fvn, Gay, Gulo BF edition, Hub, human MC, japanese, lists, Minecraft, Novels, pastebin, smp, Straight.., Thread, twink, Visual, visual novels, Western

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Votes:	4182
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3287
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a Gulo BF edition where we talk about all things FVN – from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, and everything in between!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the dancers? Or maybe you’re interested in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots buried deep within our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. 😉🦄🎉 #FurryVN #MinecraftMadness

LifeChangingAdvice – Minecraft SMP

growth mindset., life advice, life lessons, life-changing advice, life-changing wisdom, LifeChangingAdvice, mindset change, mindset overhaul, mindset shift, Minecraft, new perspective, personal development, personal empowerment, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, smp, transformative wisdom, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8325
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of insanity! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it sent them flying into the real world and they had to fight off zombies with their pickaxe!

Another player discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, but they had to battle a giant chicken boss to claim their loot!

So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where the pigs ride on top of ghasts like they’re in a rodeo! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, so why wait? Join now and prepare for the most outrageous journey of your virtual life!