TEASED Minecraft Servers

TEASED Minecraft Servers

  • TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

    TherapyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 3242
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Zombie Dances: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further, because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Layla, Gracie, and Tyler unfold in the DND club. Will Layla demand Gracie be kicked out? Will Tyler choose his friend over his “bully”? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends and the tea is always piping hot. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual Barbie doll to play with in-game. Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous Minecraft server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

    SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2784
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

    NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5494
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Ores Mined: 2126
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

    Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8340
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TanQueenMinecraftSMP

    TanQueenMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9047
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Mines Excavated: 3501 New Chunks Explored: 367706
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

    So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

    HouseHavoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 9192
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

    Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

    With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

    So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCraftedGF

    LoveCraftedGF
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5684
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Villages Defended: 15
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most caring and foot-rubbing partners around! Join us for a daily routine of tea, snacks, and foot massages after a hard day of mining and crafting.

    Our server is filled with players who love to pamper each other and show their appreciation in the most unique ways. Need someone to take off your virtual shoes and give you a virtual foot massage? Look no further, because our community is here to make sure you feel loved and appreciated.

    Forget about building epic structures or defeating dragons, the real fun is in having your in-game partner pamper you like royalty. So come join us and experience the most relaxing and loving Minecraft server out there. Your virtual feet will thank you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TwistedMind Minecraft SMP

    TwistedMind Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 5135
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 1482
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where every corner you turn is a new plot twist waiting to blow your mind!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts dropping enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests for epic rewards.

    But wait, there’s more! Every time you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a build battle for the title of Master Builder. And trust me, you do not want to lose to a flying pig.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life! Who needs plot twists in movies when you can have them in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBreakups

    BlockyBreakups
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3361
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re building the most epic castle in Minecraft with your significant other, and suddenly they start placing dirt blocks all over your perfectly crafted walls. You look over and see them giggling like a maniac, throwing TNT everywhere and blowing up your hard work. That’s when it hits you – this person will never be your spouse. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about your partner sabotaging your builds. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a virtual wedding or two. Who needs a real-life spouse when you have a whole community of blocky friends to play with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SciFiSilenceCraft

    SciFiSilenceCraft
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1726
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Divine Spears Created: 29
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 56 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our server where the rooms are so quiet, you’ll think you’re in a library full of sleeping kittens. but don’t be fooled, because once you start playing, the noise levels will rise to epic proportions.

    we have unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride them into battle against giant creepers and evil villagers.

    our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have epic parties in the nether, with lava pits for swimming and ghasts as DJs.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride in the world of minecraft, look no further. join us now and experience the madness for yourself. just be prepared to never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • XYZ SMP: Messing Things Up Since 1.21!

    XYZ SMP: Messing Things Up Since 1.21!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 437
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Void Armor Forged: 25
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    XYZ SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name XYZ SMP
    Server Type Anarchy
    Rules No rules
    Gameplay Pure vanilla
    Features Intense PvP combat, no handouts, no restrictions
    Server IP xyzsmp.xyz:25589
    Discord https://discord.gg/GCz2ApzYjD

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, XYZ SMP is a completely rule-free anarchy server.
    What type of gameplay does XYZ SMP offer? XYZ SMP provides a pure vanilla experience with intense PvP combat and no restrictions.
    Do players receive any handouts or protections? No, there are no handouts or protections on XYZ SMP.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? Yes, griefing is allowed as there are no rules against it.
    Where can I join the server? You can join XYZ SMP at xyzsmp.xyz:25589.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PinkChuubasMC Server

    PinkChuubasMC Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3358
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server ever – where we worship Pink Women! Join us at /pink/ for a wild ride filled with pink-themed chuubas from all over the universe. We are all about Pink Unity here, because who doesn’t love a good pink chuuba, am I right?

    We have an extensive list of pink chuubas that will blow your mind. And if you have any pink chuubas that aren’t on the list, just post them and we’ll add them because we believe in spreading the pink love!

    But wait, you might say, “X chuuba is bad!” Well, ignore the haters and just bask in the glory of Pink Unity, because all Pink Women are absolute queens in our book.

    Join us for some crazy fun on our Minecraft server where we discuss, worship, and celebrate all things pink chuubas. Don’t miss out on the madness – come be a part of our pink-tastic community today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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