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KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5210	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	140

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally epic and full of crazy adventures? well, do i have the server for u! picture this: u log on and u immediately get thrown into a world where u have to fight off a russian offensive in the kharkiv region. but, like, don’t worry, cuz president zelenskyy is there to help u out! join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of ur life. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u could ever dream of. so, what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s kick some russian butt together!

CraftyBookmarks

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, the most epic adventures and stuff. like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with, like, diamond swords and stuff. it was, like, insane, man.

and, like, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we all, like, build crazy castles and roller coasters and stuff. one time, someone built a giant toilet just for fun. it was, like, hilarious, man.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we have, like, weekly treasure hunts where you can find, like, rare loot and stuff. one time, someone found a diamond block in a hidden cave and everyone was, like, freaking out. it was, like, the best day ever, man.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and meet some awesome peeps, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make. trust me, bro.

Family Fail Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	New Chunks Explored:	289620
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Towns Built:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of being the black sheep of your family? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, being a failure is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to live up to your family’s expectations. Build a house that constantly collapses, mine for diamonds only to accidentally throw them in lava, and fail spectacularly at every PvP battle. Embrace your inner failure and join us today!

MorningCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Good morning, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his booty in a lava-filled maze guarded by zombie pigmen in top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, because you never know when you’ll need to fend off a horde of evil bunnies wearing monocles. See you in the game!

GriefCrafters

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Forget about your dad trying to find a silver lining in everything, on our server, we only find diamonds! And if anyone tries to bring up real-life drama, just call them a loser and keep mining away.

Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness of the real world. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together while leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCure Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cure for your rare unnamed disease is to join us and play! Our pixelated world is filled with magical blocks that have been known to cure even the most bizarre illnesses.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Block of Healing, rumored to have the power to cure any ailment, no matter how strange. But beware, the path is treacherous and filled with mobs that are not afraid to give you a virtual sneeze!

So put on your armor, grab your pickaxe, and come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just find the cure to your mystery disease and become the hero of the Minecraft world!

Blockbuster LOLs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles between chickens and pigs, witness cows doing the moonwalk, and see creepers breakdancing to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by riding a llama blindfolded while juggling diamond swords. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you embark on the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures in the world of Minecraft!

FenceJudgeCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

lmao so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like “ehh idk man”? well listen up, cuz this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows and glitter all over ur screen.

u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a llama who could speak fluent pig latin and he was the king of the server. he would ride around on a flying cow and shoot fireballs out of his eyes.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies doing the macarena, it’s a wild time.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes ice cream? yeah, u heard me right. ICE CREAM. so come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans are waiting for u on this wacky minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. #llamakingdom #discozombies #icecreamdragon

MintCraft – The Phantom Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	162
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Star Shards Collected:	90
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Goth Ghost Maid Edition server is here to shake things up! Join us for a hauntingly good time as you explore our spooky world filled with ghostly surprises.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by none other than the legendary Mint Fantome herself. That’s right, THE Mint Fantome! She’s even been known to make appearances in-game, so keep an eye out for her ghostly presence.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a podcast hosted by Mint and Matara where they discuss all things supernatural and Minecraft-related. Plus, we have exclusive merch available for all you die-hard fans out there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a real ghost maid while you’re at it!

HotelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	111	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than Hell itself! Join us for a wild ride through the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Picture this: you, as a demon, running your own assassin business with your trusty weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound. It’s like The Office meets Game of Thrones, but in Hell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fics, episodes, and even a cytube channel where you can watch all the chaos unfold. And don’t even get me started on the booru – it’s a treasure trove of demonic delights.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Hell and let’s raise some hell together! Just be sure to pack your fireproof armor and bring your sense of humor – things are about to get lit!