Teammate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PreggoProblemsMC

baby, Professor, DEADLINE, online meeting, research paper

Are you tired of boring old professors who don’t even tell you when they’re pregnant? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all the professors are expecting and ready to give birth at any moment! Don’t worry, they’ll still grade your research papers while in labor – talk about dedication!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous group project stories, like the time a student accidentally built a rollercoaster instead of a research lab, or when someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet. You never know what wacky adventures await you on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate about whether it’s appropriate to ask a pregnant professor to read your research paper. It’s all in good fun on our server – where the only rule is to have a good time!

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BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

brocraft, Exploitation, autism, braces, Videos

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

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> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

Minecraft, stir things up., green software, useless, software engineering

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

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TeammateTales Minecraft Server

Support, Bonding, Teammate, group dynamics, team spirit

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a sea of pixels? Well, come join our server and experience the joy of being a teammate!

Join us and you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family. Our players are like a pack of wild wolves, always ready to have each other’s backs (and steal each other’s diamonds).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can one-hit kill any mob in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of being a teammate on our server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the occasional creeper explosion.

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Fractured PVP! More like “Fractured friendships” amirite? 🤣

Minecraft, RAGING, Players, Discord, Bedwars

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Fractured PvP
Community Size	Small loving community
Specialty	Players over level 1000 on bedwars

Stop raging today and join the discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there competent teammates on the server?	Yes, we have a small loving community with experienced players.
What is the specialty of the server?	Players over level 1000 on bedwars.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join by clicking on this link.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

VAllureCraft, Patreon, Minecraft, Joi, Immy Bisou

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the virtual world when suddenly, a Fertility Goddess appears and grants you the power to spawn unlimited diamonds! But wait, there’s more! A Feral Polar Bear challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of enchanted armor. And don’t even get me started on the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into chickens with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs, even if it means sacrificing herself in a lava pit. And let’s not forget about the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make you forget all your worries with just one gaze.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find love with one of our talented Vtubers. Just remember, all relationships are with the server owner, so hands off!

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Minecraft SMP: CutieCraft – Where Playable Cuties Rule!

Game Promotion, game purchase, playable, buy your game, Cute Characters

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of playable cuties! That’s right, you can choose from a variety of adorable characters to play as, each with their own special abilities like shooting rainbows out of their hands or summoning unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and I’ll personally buy your game for you. That’s right, you heard me correctly. I’ll reach into my virtual wallet and purchase Minecraft for you so you can start playing on our server right away.

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive in-game wedding where all the players dressed up in fancy pixelated suits and gowns. The cake was made entirely out of diamond blocks and the ceremony was officiated by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. And remember, we’ve got playable cuties and free game purchases waiting for you!

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NoFearMinecraftSMP

conquering fears, courage, facing fears, overcoming fear, Bravery

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride without screaming. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged all the chests to explode if you don’t say “banana” before opening them. Can you survive the chaos and conquer your fears in our wacky world? Join us and see if you have what it takes to be a fearless Minecraft warrior!

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CraftyFictionLand

Favorite, Top, fictional world, utopia, CraftyFictionLand

Are you tired of boring old countries like Wakanda or Genovia? Well, come join our Minecraft server and explore the most epic fictional country ever created! Picture this – a land where unicorns roam free, chocolate rivers flow, and every citizen is a master builder.

But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a team of talking llamas who grant wishes to all who join. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? No problem. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? You got it.

So why settle for boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky, whimsical world? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most fantastical country you’ve ever seen!

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MaduroSucksVoteRally

south america, Latin America, Politics, Corruption, protest

haha u kno wat’s better than protestin in Venezuela? playin on dis epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the chaos of da real world! build ur own empire and rule over ur own digital kingdom! who needs politics when u can have creepers blowin up ur house instead? plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plannin to take over the server! join us before it’s too late and become part of the llama revolution! maduro may have won in Venezuela, but u can win in our minecraft world!

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