TeamILSASUKE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

AI assistance, ANALYZES, anger expression, anger management, behavioral analysis, Behavioral studies, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, communication skills, complex studies, data analysis, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Lab, professional behavior, professional environment, psychology research, Ragecraft, research assistance, research tools, researchers, workplace behavior, workplace dynamics

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	109	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mines Excavated:	3942	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Void Armor Forged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	80

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	889	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3193
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.