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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1935 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 236 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5029 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.