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Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Votes:	3572	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	805	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	686
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	1667
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Farms Harvested:	892	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	8711	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!